apartment for rent

Date: 08-08-2011 1:46 pm (13 years ago) | Author: duru kingsley
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- at 8-08-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago)
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A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend
the night with her for N5000. They did their thing,
and, before he left, he told her that he did
not have any cash with him, but he would have his
secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling
the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had
done, realizing that the whole event had not been
worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque
for N2500 and enclose the following typed note:

'Dear Madam:
Enclosed find a cheque for N2500 for rent of your
apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon,
because when I rented the place, I was under the
impression that:

#1 - it had never been occupied;
#2 - there was plenty of heat; and
#3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.

However, I found out that:
#1 - it had been previously occupied,
#2 - there wasn't any heat, and
#3 - it was entirely too large.'
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately
returned the check for N2500 with the following note:

'Dear Sir:
#1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a
beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
#2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you
know how to turn it on.
#3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of
regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture
to fill it, please do not blame the management.
So, Please send the rent in full or we will be forced
to contact your present landlady.'

Posted: at 8-08-2011 01:46 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Omilim at 8-08-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago)
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am i supposed to read this Undecided
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:03 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 8-08-2011 02:08 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:08 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cocoeni at 8-08-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago)
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PASSING
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 8-08-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago)
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Quote from: Omilim on  8-08-2011 02:03 PM
am i supposed to read this Undecided
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:11 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 8-08-2011 02:12 PM (13 years ago)
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u fit waka pass 2
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:12 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 8-08-2011 08:53 PM (13 years ago)
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is it funny?
Posted: at 8-08-2011 08:53 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- elusakin at 9-08-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago)
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Beautifully crafted
Posted: at 9-08-2011 11:06 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 9-08-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago)
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remixed
Posted: at 9-08-2011 11:42 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- sexsyguy at 9-08-2011 11:48 AM (13 years ago)
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i no dey read dis type of nonsense
Posted: at 9-08-2011 11:48 AM (13 years ago) | Upcoming
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- omoladey at 9-08-2011 12:17 PM (13 years ago)
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u sef dey talk?
Posted: at 9-08-2011 12:17 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- switlizzy at 9-08-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 9-08-2011 01:39 PM (13 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 12:52 AM (13 years ago)
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Posted: at 10-08-2011 12:52 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- deguzman at 10-08-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago)
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fani
Posted: at 10-08-2011 11:01 AM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 02:44 PM (13 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 10-08-2011 02:44 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 10-08-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago)
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sexy bomb dey ya head, terry i piss on u, murphy ur head there
Posted: at 10-08-2011 03:39 PM (13 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 04:03 PM (13 years ago)
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i don cut off ur tiny mosquito dick

Posted: at 10-08-2011 04:03 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 10-08-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago)
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 Cheesy

Posted: at 10-08-2011 04:08 PM (13 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago)
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huh?

Posted: at 10-08-2011 04:17 PM (13 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 11-08-2011 02:53 AM (13 years ago)
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nice

Posted: at 11-08-2011 02:53 AM (13 years ago) | Hero
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