Warri Scene

Date: 08-08-2011 2:01 pm (12 years ago) | Author: duru kingsley
- at 8-08-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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A man walked into the produce (foodstuff) section of a supermarket in Port Harcourt and asked to buy a half head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about his request.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager,
"one idiot wan buy half head of lettuce." As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him,
so he added,"but this Oga here don kindly agree to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.

Later the manager said to the boy,

"I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation
earlier today, we like people who think on their feet here”. “Where are
you from, son?"

"Warri, sir." the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Warri?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Oga, nothing dey there apart from ashawo and footballers" .

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Warri."

"Really?" replied the boy. "Which club she been dey play for?

Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Blindwanderer at 8-08-2011 02:05 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:05 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Deffney at 8-08-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago)
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another info from Warri Grin
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- cocoeni at 8-08-2011 02:25 PM (12 years ago)
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poster i sorry 4 u, na waffi  pple Grin Grin Grin....na u dey tease soooo nice 1 sha
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 8-08-2011 02:29 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmm
Posted: at 8-08-2011 02:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solid_solid at 8-08-2011 05:21 PM (12 years ago)
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ee no sweet at allllllllll
Posted: at 8-08-2011 05:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- omotoyosolabisi at 8-08-2011 05:32 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 8-08-2011 05:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 8-08-2011 08:51 PM (12 years ago)
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warri.......get me worrieed
Posted: at 8-08-2011 08:51 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 9-08-2011 11:59 AM (12 years ago)
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u made me laff poster
Posted: at 9-08-2011 11:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 12:57 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha u go fear warri pple
Posted: at 10-08-2011 12:57 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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