Excuse for speeding

Date: 09-08-2011 6:42 pm (12 years ago) | Author: bright odinaka
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A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car in back of me."

Posted: at 9-08-2011 06:42 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- Skypon2002 at 9-08-2011 07:30 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin make this one dey shine teeth?
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Posted: at 9-08-2011 07:30 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 10-08-2011 12:33 AM (12 years ago)
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nawaooo, abeg jokes dey scarce?
Posted: at 10-08-2011 12:33 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- precious44 at 12-08-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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I NO READ AM OH
Posted: at 12-08-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 12-08-2011 04:33 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 12-08-2011 04:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 13-08-2011 05:37 AM (12 years ago)
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 Angry
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- terryworld at 14-08-2011 01:40 AM (12 years ago)
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