POLLUTING COMPETITION

Date: 24-12-2008 2:40 pm (15 years ago) | Author: Itoho-Ukeme Umoh
- at 24-12-2008 02:40 PM (15 years ago)
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There was a time dat the president of the whole world requested that there should be a polluting competition in all part of the world.And all the continents should produce one country to represent them during the competition.Nigeria was sent to represent AFRICA. On reaching there the competition kick-off. A Brazilian came up and polluted the windows closed everybody clappedfor him.Then a Chinese came up and polluted and all the chairs broke,everybody clapped and were cheering him.All other representaives came up and did their best. It was now time for the Nigerian to perform his own. When he came he polluted and the chairs broke,the tables broke and even the Air Condition that was fixed there spoilt instantly.So instead of praising the Nigerian people were rushing out of the building because the Nigerian's own is too much.

Posted: at 24-12-2008 02:40 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- mushabc at 24-12-2008 02:41 PM (15 years ago)
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where is the tym 2 read such a long essay....chei
Posted: at 24-12-2008 02:41 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 24-12-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago)
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brb
Posted: at 24-12-2008 05:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 24-12-2008 08:27 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 24-12-2008 08:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 24-12-2008 09:09 PM (15 years ago)
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funny but try smthn shorter
Posted: at 24-12-2008 09:09 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bethsy at 25-12-2008 12:02 AM (15 years ago)
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i heard this joke when i was 3 yrs
Posted: at 25-12-2008 12:02 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- osituga at 25-12-2008 02:30 AM (15 years ago)
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brb to finish readin
Posted: at 25-12-2008 02:30 AM (15 years ago) | Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 25-12-2008 01:04 PM (15 years ago)
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You try, but no magii+pepper and onion to spice it up.
Posted: at 25-12-2008 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 11:20 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: bethsy on 25-12-2008 12:02 AM
i heard this joke when i was 3 yrs
u don reach 3years?
Posted: at 29-12-2008 11:20 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 11:22 PM (15 years ago)
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another joke wey dey provoke person. abeg where that my koboko? the author need beta thrashing. Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 29-12-2008 11:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-12-2008 11:27 PM (15 years ago)
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em em ur koboko abi Huh?
Posted: at 29-12-2008 11:27 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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