Bad Chicken

Date: 16-08-2011 12:21 am (12 years ago) | Author: Fernando_Drogba
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A man approached the window of a movie theater with a chicken on his shoulder and asked for two tickets.

"Who's the other ticket for?" the ticket girl asked.

"For my pet chicken." He said, pointing to the bird.

"I'm sorry," the girl tells him, "but we don't allow animals in the theater."

The man walked around the corner of the building, and stuffed the chicken into his pants. He returned to the ticket window and bought a ticket, entered the theater, and sat down.

The chicken started to get too hot, so the man, figuring it was okay because it was dark to unzipped his pants and let the chicken stick its head out.

The woman seated next to him looked down in horror. She nudged her friend Amanda and whispered, "Amanda! This man next to me just unzipped his pants!"

Amanda replied, "Oh, don't worry about it. Just ignore him. If you've seen one, you've seen them all."

The woman whispered back, "I know, I know, but this one's eating my popcorn!"

Posted: at 16-08-2011 12:21 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- omoladey at 16-08-2011 01:20 AM (12 years ago)
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make i comment....?
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- solight at 16-08-2011 01:32 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 16-08-2011 01:32 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- DaCutest at 16-08-2011 10:20 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omoladey on 16-08-2011 01:20 AM
make i comment....?
hmmmmmmm......... wetin u wan say
d joke dey dry
Posted: at 16-08-2011 10:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Harnon at 16-08-2011 10:34 AM (12 years ago)
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errrr...........u can do better. ndo!
Posted: at 16-08-2011 10:34 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 16-08-2011 11:15 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4pb4
Posted: at 16-08-2011 11:15 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 16-08-2011 08:44 PM (12 years ago)
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welcome
Posted: at 16-08-2011 08:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- creativecosmos at 16-08-2011 11:13 PM (12 years ago)
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u don show be dat
Posted: at 16-08-2011 11:13 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- toaskarity at 16-08-2011 11:27 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin u try mehn
Posted: at 16-08-2011 11:27 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 16-08-2011 11:48 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehe
Posted: at 16-08-2011 11:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- emmajenic1 at 17-08-2011 12:21 AM (12 years ago)
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Pop-Corn-eating Dick!!!!!
Posted: at 17-08-2011 12:21 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MilleniumMan at 17-08-2011 11:03 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed
Posted: at 17-08-2011 11:03 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- LizzyOluka at 17-08-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago)
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 Grin  nice........... :
Posted: at 17-08-2011 11:13 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Emmagency9 at 17-08-2011 05:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Who laughed?
Posted: at 17-08-2011 05:21 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- toaskarity at 17-08-2011 06:01 PM (12 years ago)
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i did  Grin
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- omoladey at 17-08-2011 10:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DaCutest on 16-08-2011 10:20 AM
Quote from: omoladey on 16-08-2011 01:20 AM
make i comment....?
hmmmmmmm......... wetin u wan say
d joke dey dry
not only dry....na pb10000000
Posted: at 17-08-2011 10:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 12:27 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-08-2011 12:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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