Bad Santa

Date: 16-08-2011 10:44 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Fernando_Drogba
- at 16-08-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago)
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

Posted: at 16-08-2011 10:44 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- creativecosmos at 16-08-2011 10:48 PM (12 years ago)
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ok naa
Posted: at 16-08-2011 10:48 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 16-08-2011 11:53 PM (12 years ago)
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for what na?
Posted: at 16-08-2011 11:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Blindwanderer at 17-08-2011 04:56 AM (12 years ago)
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so dem go do the business na? una no understand this simple joke too? so the santa go fcuk him mama,,, una don rest?
Posted: at 17-08-2011 04:56 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 17-08-2011 08:06 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 17-08-2011 08:06 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 17-08-2011 06:53 PM (12 years ago)
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u try
Posted: at 17-08-2011 06:53 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 17-08-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago)
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nonsense
Posted: at 17-08-2011 06:59 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 17-08-2011 09:28 PM (12 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 17-08-2011 09:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 12:35 AM (12 years ago)
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ok
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- deguzman at 18-08-2011 07:27 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-08-2011 07:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- creativecosmos at 18-08-2011 08:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Blindwanderer on 17-08-2011 04:56 AM
so dem go do the business na? una no understand this simple joke too? so the santa go fcuk him mama,,, una don rest?
u get time oh guy,u go crack joke come explain d joke again
Posted: at 18-08-2011 08:05 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 18-08-2011 08:45 AM (12 years ago)
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huh?
Posted: at 18-08-2011 08:45 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 18-08-2011 01:06 PM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:06 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 18-08-2011 11:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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