World's Strongest Dick

Date: 17-08-2011 5:10 am (11 years ago) | Author: Fernando_Drogba
- at 17-08-2011 05:10 AM (11 years ago)
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During the World War II, an American warship was attacked by
the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a
hit seemed inevitable. So the captain told the navigator to go
down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at
least they would die laughing.

The navigator went down and said to the crew, "What would
you think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my dick
against the table?"

The crew burst laughing. So the navigator pulled his dick out
and whammed it on the table. Just when the dick hit the table,
a huge explosion tore the ship apart. The only survivors were
the captain and the navigator.

As they floated around in a lifeboat captain asked the navigator,
"Well, the crew really laughed. What did you do?" The
navigator told him.

The captain replied, "Well, you better be careful with that dick
of yours. The torpedo missed!"

Posted: at 17-08-2011 05:10 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
- kingsleyd at 17-08-2011 08:04 AM (11 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 17-08-2011 08:04 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 17-08-2011 06:54 PM (11 years ago)
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*sigh*u try
Posted: at 17-08-2011 06:54 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 17-08-2011 06:59 PM (11 years ago)
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not even funny

Posted: at 17-08-2011 06:59 PM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 17-08-2011 09:31 PM (11 years ago)
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am i supposed 2 laff...?
Posted: at 17-08-2011 09:31 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 12:34 AM (11 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 18-08-2011 12:34 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 18-08-2011 10:17 AM (11 years ago)
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na waooooooo,joke forum not frown forum

Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:17 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 18-08-2011 01:05 PM (11 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:05 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- arome01 at 18-08-2011 01:24 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh? what a strong dick indeed it was.  Shocked
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:24 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- creativecosmos at 18-08-2011 06:48 PM (11 years ago)
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tight dick
Posted: at 18-08-2011 06:48 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tambeiort at 18-08-2011 08:32 PM (11 years ago)
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A strong dick indeed
Posted: at 18-08-2011 08:32 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 18-08-2011 10:06 PM (11 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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