Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. (Page 3)

Date: 17-08-2011 8:20 pm (12 years ago) | Author: BRIGHT CHUKWUDI IFUNANYACHI ES
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- Estheraremu at 18-08-2011 10:14 AM (12 years ago)
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U are black, am black, ma dad said
if we get married we will give birth to
ANTICHRIST. U will not like dat,
now will u?
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:14 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- femi_mike at 18-08-2011 10:21 AM (12 years ago)
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 You are too short. I just find out that short people are wicked. So i can marry u. Gbammmm


 You don't have Money, u stay in a face me i slap u apartment pls dont marry oooo.

 Love is not blind, Its better to break a relationship than to break a marriage (in Christainity marriage is for life hence u can't remarry). Pls guys shurn fornication, accept christ and do the right thing at the right time. Let God choose for you. Peace
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:21 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Nucr at 18-08-2011 10:22 AM (12 years ago)
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SUCH EXCUSES SHOULD BE SPOTTED AT THE BEGINNING ,IT HURTS WHEN U ARE DEEP INTO A RELATIONSHIP & SUCH EXCUSES COMES UP.
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:22 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- Eucharia at 18-08-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago)
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hahahahah i dey laugh ooo very funny excuses. pls we are doing 21 days praying and fasting in my church i don't want anything  to spoil my prayer.
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Eucharia at 18-08-2011 10:53 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: purityjustice on 18-08-2011 09:34 AM
UR FOAM IS NOT 12 INCHES SO I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH IT DURING KPAKPANGOLO.


which one be KPAKPANGOLO.
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:53 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solight at 18-08-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago)
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it depends, for lov is real blind and love has no escuses
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:57 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Nossy3 at 18-08-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Eucharia on 18-08-2011 10:50 AM
hahahahah i dey laugh ooo very funny excuses. pls we are doing 21 days praying and fasting in my church i don't want anything  to spoil my prayer.
Then stop reading.....




Abegi learning mode activated.
Posted: at 18-08-2011 10:59 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- 2slimshady at 18-08-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: deboalabi262 on 18-08-2011 01:48 AM
Love has no excuses....

I totally agree with u...
Posted: at 18-08-2011 11:08 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Hollandear at 18-08-2011 11:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Estheraremu on 18-08-2011 10:14 AM
U are black, am black, ma dad said
if we get married we will give birth to
ANTICHRIST. U will not like dat,
now will u?
No! Never!!!

Posted: at 18-08-2011 11:12 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- preciouslyme at 18-08-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago)
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3. My late boyfriend just raise from d dead and wants to marry me. Grin



this one fit work Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 18-08-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- preciouslyme at 18-08-2011 11:33 AM (12 years ago)
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serious reason to break up: you are too nice!!!!!!!!!! The other day I crashed your brand new Lexus on the side of your house and then laughed you looked at me and said it was an accident baby I will fix it hiss even after i told you I did it purposely
Posted: at 18-08-2011 11:33 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MissyBarbie at 18-08-2011 11:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 2slimshady on 18-08-2011 11:08 AM
Quote from: deboalabi262 on 18-08-2011 01:48 AM
Love has no excuses....

I totally agree with u...

Okies
Posted: at 18-08-2011 11:46 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Bantino at 18-08-2011 12:19 PM (12 years ago)
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hahahahahaahahahahahahaah Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 18-08-2011 12:19 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chicanorose at 18-08-2011 12:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice one poster. U got me lmfao

Posted: at 18-08-2011 12:35 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- tundamartin at 18-08-2011 12:42 PM (12 years ago)
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You can't make love like my ex (she's a novice so teach her)
Posted: at 18-08-2011 12:42 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- interpo77 at 18-08-2011 12:58 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Shocked Shocked Shocked, our dog always bark when u comes over, hmm that guy de urgly oooooo
 and i never like dogs self
Posted: at 18-08-2011 12:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- interpo77 at 18-08-2011 01:01 PM (12 years ago)
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ma father said, u re a short man , so i need a taller guy,,, ur father dey mold man
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Eucharia at 18-08-2011 01:09 PM (12 years ago)
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17. My ex is back from abroad to marry me. this one dey work well well
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:09 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- purityjustice at 18-08-2011 01:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Eucharia on 18-08-2011 10:53 AM
Quote from: purityjustice on 18-08-2011 09:34 AM
UR FOAM IS NOT 12 INCHES SO I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE WITH IT DURING KPAKPANGOLO.


which one be KPAKPANGOLO.
putting resources together.
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Idbabe at 18-08-2011 01:54 PM (12 years ago)
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@poster, which of these reasons did u partner use in leaving you?
Posted: at 18-08-2011 01:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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