ladi4life at 19-08-2011 01:25 PM (12 years ago) (f) There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It's logical He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It's not working.
SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me
SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM: And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me
SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL: Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
I'll pray for you! HAVE A BLESSED DAY! Posted: at 19-08-2011 01:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Funny joke but pb4 Never mind we have collected the Blessed day dat follows it
Love or Hate me its ur Biz, I have more important things to think abt since u never gonna change me Posted: at 19-08-2011 02:34 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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hihohohohohohohoooooooo... the only only logical thing is that this joke na PB4... Posted: at 19-08-2011 02:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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allbright at 19-08-2011 02:42 PM (12 years ago) (m) 9ice one..........sister poster Posted: at 19-08-2011 02:42 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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ladi4life at 19-08-2011 04:09 PM (12 years ago) (f) even if na pb4 all join. na which joke for here no be pb4? allbright thank you jare, you be correct guy Posted: at 19-08-2011 04:09 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Deffney at 19-08-2011 05:08 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 19-08-2011 05:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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sexsyguy at 19-08-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago) (m) yeyerism Posted: at 19-08-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Deffney at 19-08-2011 05:49 PM (12 years ago) (f) koloism
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 19-08-2011 05:49 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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ladi4life at 19-08-2011 05:52 PM (12 years ago) (f) yeye raise to power four Posted: at 19-08-2011 05:52 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Deffney at 19-08-2011 05:57 PM (12 years ago) (f) power 5 even
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 19-08-2011 05:57 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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Deffney at 19-08-2011 06:04 PM (12 years ago) (f) cheiii this n 1st time i see u comment with lips out
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:04 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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hihohohohohohohoooo... Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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Deffney at 19-08-2011 06:10 PM (12 years ago) (f) goshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh anyway how far na?
Hope my smiles will touch my pals heart Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:10 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero | |
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okay Posted: at 19-08-2011 06:21 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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ladi4life at 20-08-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago) (f) hihohohohohohohoooo... you be santa? abeg Christmas never reach. Posted: at 20-08-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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Ak33m at 20-08-2011 11:19 AM (12 years ago) (m) I DON HEAR Posted: at 20-08-2011 11:19 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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jeffrey4u at 21-08-2011 03:13 PM (12 years ago) (m) hehehehhe Posted: at 21-08-2011 03:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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Emmagency9 at 21-08-2011 03:56 PM (12 years ago) (m) so sorry poster. we already know how the story was going to end
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔ Posted: at 21-08-2011 03:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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jeffrey4u at 22-08-2011 01:01 AM (12 years ago) (m) hehehehe Posted: at 22-08-2011 01:01 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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