short classics

Date: 26-12-2008 5:10 pm (15 years ago) | Author: yusuf mustapha
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- at 26-12-2008 05:10 PM (15 years ago)
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Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out  women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don't stop for directions.

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.you.

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.

Posted: at 26-12-2008 05:10 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Sillyjokker at 27-12-2008 08:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Kitun le le i? Wetin be this again..

Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:23 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 08:27 AM (15 years ago)
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I don tire o
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- HIGHD at 27-12-2008 01:22 PM (15 years ago)
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HOWMUCH,how much did u get 4 typing this.if hand dey scratch u ,make u go play wit toy.i tire 4 una ooooooooooooooo.wetin una dey take this place 4 sef
Posted: at 27-12-2008 01:22 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- onyinyenaija at 27-12-2008 01:34 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: howmuch on 26-12-2008 05:10 PM
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out  women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don't stop for directions.

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.you.

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.


 i can laugh best .... Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 27-12-2008 01:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 04:59 PM (15 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 27-12-2008 04:59 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 27-12-2008 08:14 PM (15 years ago)
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howmuch, you well so?
Posted: at 27-12-2008 08:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 27-12-2008 11:03 PM (15 years ago)
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Rezi give am tablet make him use
Posted: at 27-12-2008 11:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 28-12-2008 12:31 AM (15 years ago)
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i get the tablet for my pharmacy. but e go pay first
Posted: at 28-12-2008 12:31 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- howmuch at 30-12-2008 09:53 PM (15 years ago)
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see me see trouble what did i do again! Why are the same pals always posting replies they shud get a hobby!
Posted: at 30-12-2008 09:53 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 10:08 PM (15 years ago)
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how much dey still pay u make u reply
Posted: at 30-12-2008 10:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- howmuch at 31-12-2008 12:17 AM (15 years ago)
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they no fit pay me
Posted: at 31-12-2008 12:17 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Toks-E at 31-12-2008 12:29 AM (15 years ago)
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cool

Posted: at 31-12-2008 12:29 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femaadinho at 31-12-2008 12:51 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: howmuch on 31-12-2008 12:17 AM
they no fit pay me
so you dey waste our time for free
Posted: at 31-12-2008 12:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 2-01-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago)
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thank you, you no say i dey pass
Posted: at 2-01-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 2-01-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago)
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na whaooo this one na new one oooooo make una try appreciate am (HIDHD) u just dey halla 4 the guy.
Posted: at 2-01-2009 04:57 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- howmuch at 2-01-2009 09:47 PM (15 years ago)
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no mind them
Posted: at 2-01-2009 09:47 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
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- Sillyjokker at 4-01-2009 12:13 AM (15 years ago)
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ok, I say you try

Posted: at 4-01-2009 12:13 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 4-01-2009 12:23 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: howmuch on 26-12-2008 05:10 PM
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out  women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

A man went to apply for a job. After filling out all of his applications, he waited anxiously for the outcome. The employer read all his applications and said, "We have an opening for people like you." "Oh, great," he said, "What is it?" "It's called the door!"

Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?
A. They don't stop for directions.

Q. What do women and police cars have in common?
A. They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.you.

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.



 homie...I lllooooolllled very well ...it waz 9ice  Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool Cool


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Posted: at 4-01-2009 12:23 AM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 4-01-2009 06:32 AM (15 years ago)
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You really don't sound like the Naija Deltan you claim to be, are you really Naijarian? We don't speak this way in Nigeria.

Posted: at 4-01-2009 06:32 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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