10 things in golf dat sounds dirty

Date: 22-08-2011 5:20 am (12 years ago) | Author: ROBERT OMOLADEY SAMUEL
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- at 22-08-2011 05:20 AM (12 years ago)
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1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Posted: at 22-08-2011 05:20 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Deffney at 22-08-2011 06:24 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 22-08-2011 06:24 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 22-08-2011 09:57 AM (12 years ago)
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talk nah...y u com dey shine dose big eyes of urs?
Posted: at 22-08-2011 09:57 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- prinsco_obu at 22-08-2011 10:27 AM (12 years ago)
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Omolade! Omolade!! how many times i call u, leave d gurl alone, concentrate for you golf!
Posted: at 22-08-2011 10:27 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jossy4reall at 22-08-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on 22-08-2011 02:13 PM
boo  Undecided

wat??
Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:26 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- omoladey at 22-08-2011 02:27 PM (12 years ago)
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u be cow?
Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:27 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 22-08-2011 02:32 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omoladey on 22-08-2011 09:57 AM
talk nah...y u com dey shine dose big eyes of urs?

i dey talk.....i no understand this ur golf ooo Grin
Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:32 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 22-08-2011 02:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: prinsco_obu on 22-08-2011 10:27 AM
Omolade! Omolade!! how many times i call u, leave d gurl alone, concentrate for you golf!
which gaurl? u  sef wan play golf?
Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 22-08-2011 02:35 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 22-08-2011 02:26 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 22-08-2011 02:13 PM
boo  Undecided

wat??

giv am food ooo b4 he go spread something here
Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:35 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 22-08-2011 02:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on 22-08-2011 02:32 PM
Quote from: omoladey on 22-08-2011 09:57 AM
talk nah...y u com dey shine dose big eyes of urs?

i dey talk.....i no understand this ur golf ooo Grin
oya come make i teach u golf
Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:39 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 22-08-2011 02:42 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jossy4reall on 22-08-2011 02:26 PM
Quote from: stephen153 on 22-08-2011 02:13 PM
boo  Undecided

wat??

giv am food ooo b4 he go spread something here
Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:42 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 22-08-2011 02:45 PM (12 years ago)
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giv ram beans and garri...na him best food be dat
Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 22-08-2011 02:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omoladey on 22-08-2011 02:39 PM
Quote from: Deffney on 22-08-2011 02:32 PM
Quote from: omoladey on 22-08-2011 09:57 AM
talk nah...y u com dey shine dose big eyes of urs?

i dey talk.....i no understand this ur golf ooo Grin
oya come make i teach u golf


na me u teach? na waaaaoooooo

Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Deffney at 22-08-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: omoladey on 22-08-2011 02:45 PM
giv ram beans and garri...na him best food be dat

him best food na dried cement and canal water ooo
Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:54 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omoladey at 22-08-2011 02:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Deffney on 22-08-2011 02:53 PM
Quote from: omoladey on 22-08-2011 02:39 PM
Quote from: Deffney on 22-08-2011 02:32 PM
Quote from: omoladey on 22-08-2011 09:57 AM
talk nah...y u com dey shine dose big eyes of urs?

i dey talk.....i no understand this ur golf ooo Grin
oya come make i teach u golf


na me u teach? na waaaaoooooo
u nor wan learn...?


Posted: at 22-08-2011 02:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 22-08-2011 11:11 PM (12 years ago)
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huh
Posted: at 22-08-2011 11:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 23-08-2011 12:25 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 23-08-2011 12:25 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 23-08-2011 11:07 AM (12 years ago)
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na so so tigerwood full here see dia eye & mouth lyk balls & stick & holes
Posted: at 23-08-2011 11:07 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 23-08-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago)
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oga cun teach me na
me no sey u b pro 4 yab
Posted: at 23-08-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Ak33m at 23-08-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago)
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I pity U.  if I grab u ehhh!!?Huh? STCHEWWW
Posted: at 23-08-2011 11:27 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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