![-]( "just2sexy") just2sexy at 27-08-2011 09:23 PM (12 years ago)  (m) nice one
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!! | Posted: at 27-08-2011 09:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "goodpeople") goodpeople at 28-08-2011 04:51 AM (12 years ago) (f) An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account!
And if you had a broken disk,
It would hurt when you found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut--you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
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![-]( "goodpeople") goodpeople at 28-08-2011 04:57 AM (12 years ago) (f) fire!! my neighbour shoutd. i dint waste time to pour my hot soup on his face to quench d smoke only for d fool to lick his face lavishly. Campus hunger. karah | Posted: at 28-08-2011 04:57 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "lakesy09") lakesy09 at 28-08-2011 05:43 AM (12 years ago) (m) nt dat funy.tnx sha | Posted: at 28-08-2011 05:43 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 29-08-2011 12:49 PM (12 years ago) (f) ok
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 29-08-2011 02:20 PM (12 years ago) (m) 
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 29-08-2011 02:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 29-08-2011 03:50 PM (12 years ago) (f) hmmn | Posted: at 29-08-2011 03:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 29-08-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago) (m)
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 29-08-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 29-08-2011 05:28 PM (12 years ago) (f) its ok | Posted: at 29-08-2011 05:28 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 29-08-2011 05:37 PM (12 years ago) (m) ok just this one
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 29-08-2011 05:37 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "Ak33m") Ak33m at 29-08-2011 07:15 PM (12 years ago) (m) some ppl dey play luv 4 here oh. attention!! attention!! | Posted: at 29-08-2011 07:15 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 29-08-2011 08:33 PM (12 years ago) (m) hehehe ami bo,na which day dem discharge u?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 29-08-2011 08:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 30-08-2011 12:01 PM (12 years ago) (f) lol | Posted: at 30-08-2011 12:01 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 30-08-2011 12:05 PM (12 years ago) (m)
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 30-08-2011 12:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "precious44") precious44 at 30-08-2011 12:24 PM (12 years ago) (f) seen b4 | Posted: at 30-08-2011 12:24 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 30-08-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago) (m) ok , u don brush today?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 30-08-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 30-08-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago) (f) lol | Posted: at 30-08-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 30-08-2011 02:16 PM (12 years ago) (m) that que was 4 both of u
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 30-08-2011 02:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "giftmurphy") giftmurphy at 30-08-2011 04:38 PM (12 years ago) (f) i av r u okay now?  | Posted: at 30-08-2011 04:38 PM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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![-]( "terryworld") terryworld at 31-08-2011 09:17 AM (12 years ago) (m) yeah,at last i can gasp for fresh air
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries | Posted: at 31-08-2011 09:17 AM (12 years ago) | Hero | |
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