Obama in Hell

 One day in the future, Barack 
 Obama has a heart-attack and dies.  
 He immediately goes to hell,  where 

   the devil is waiting for him.
 
"I don't know what to do here," 
says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, 
so I'll tell you what I'm going to 
do. I've got a couple of folks here 
who weren't quite as bad as you. 
I'll let one of them go, but you 
have to take their place. I'll even 
let YOU decide who leaves."
 
Obama thought that sounded 
pretty good, so the devil opened 
the door to the first room.
 
In it was Ted Kennedy and a 
large pool of water. Ted kept 
diving in, and surfacing, empty 
handed. Over, and over, and 
over he dived in and surfaced 
with nothing. Such was his fate 
in hell.
 
"No," Obama said. "I don't think 
so. I'm not a good swimmer, and 
I don't think I could do that all 
day long."
 
The devil led him to the door of 
the next room.
 
In it was Al Gore with a sledge- 
hammer and a room full of rocks. 
All he did was swing that hammer, 
time after time after time.
 
"No, this is no good; I've got 
this problem with my shoulder. 
I would be in constant agony if 
all I could do was break rocks 
all day," commented Obama.
 
The devil opened a third door. 
Through it, Obama saw Bill 
Clinton, lying on the bed, his 
arms tied over his head, and his 
legs restrained in a spread-eagle 
pose. Bent over him was Monica 
Lewinsky, doing what she does 
best.
 
Obama looked at this in shocked 
disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah 
man, I can handle this."
 
The devil smiled and said........... 

  (This is priceless...)  
    
 "OK, Monica, you're free to go."