I WAS A SAINT UNTIL YOU DIS SAINT ME BABEE...

Date: 27-08-2011 7:08 pm (10 years ago) | Author: hakeem
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- at 27-08-2011 07:08 PM (10 years ago)
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Posted: at 27-08-2011 07:08 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- johniykon at 27-08-2011 07:10 PM (10 years ago)
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driver Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 27-08-2011 07:10 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- tmaxdon at 27-08-2011 07:11 PM (10 years ago)
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I'm afraid to tell you that this joke has been posted before...
Posted: at 27-08-2011 07:11 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 27-08-2011 08:20 PM (10 years ago)
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posted b4

Posted: at 27-08-2011 08:20 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Nzetheo at 27-08-2011 09:30 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted b4 b4 b4 Grin
Posted: at 27-08-2011 09:30 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Nzetheo at 27-08-2011 09:36 PM (10 years ago)
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Posted b4 b4 b4 Grin
Posted: at 27-08-2011 09:36 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Bomber at 27-08-2011 11:10 PM (10 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 27-08-2011 11:10 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lakesy09 at 28-08-2011 05:23 AM (10 years ago)
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nt funy joor
Posted: at 28-08-2011 05:23 AM (10 years ago) | Newbie
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- ochi2sky at 28-08-2011 10:13 AM (10 years ago)
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e don tea

Posted: at 28-08-2011 10:13 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Omilim at 28-08-2011 10:24 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 28-08-2011 10:24 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- johniykon at 29-08-2011 10:44 AM (10 years ago)
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guys can write posted b4!!! lyk sey dem b bad belle.
anyway na posted b4 sha
Posted: at 29-08-2011 10:44 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 29-08-2011 11:48 AM (10 years ago)
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pb4

Posted: at 29-08-2011 11:48 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- Ak33m at 29-08-2011 07:08 PM (10 years ago)
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wetin I do dis feofle po hia. wu ask yo opiniun po hia
ip na postad be po be po wu ask u. dan sha sha
Posted: at 29-08-2011 07:08 PM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- johniykon at 29-08-2011 07:23 PM (10 years ago)
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hahahahahaahahahahh. @ hakeem ao far where re u @. tro ur control no 4 me. lemme flash u. lol
hausa man
Posted: at 29-08-2011 07:23 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 29-08-2011 08:21 PM (10 years ago)
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Quote from: Ak33m on 29-08-2011 07:08 PM
wetin I do dis feofle po hia. wu ask yo opiniun po hia
ip na postad be po be po wu ask u. dan sha sha
Grin

Posted: at 29-08-2011 08:21 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- johniykon at 29-08-2011 08:23 PM (10 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue
Posted: at 29-08-2011 08:23 PM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 29-08-2011 08:54 PM (10 years ago)
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see ass oooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 29-08-2011 08:54 PM (10 years ago) | Hero
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- johniykon at 31-08-2011 11:08 AM (10 years ago)
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kai!!! respect ur self abeg!!
dont u know is a sin to luk at a naked woman??? Cool Wink
Posted: at 31-08-2011 11:08 AM (10 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Ak33m at 31-08-2011 11:39 AM (10 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 31-08-2011 11:39 AM (10 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 31-08-2011 11:54 AM (10 years ago)
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huh? u dey cry and u dey laff the same time? na pure madness be htis oo

Posted: at 31-08-2011 11:54 AM (10 years ago) | Hero
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