Last opportunity

Date: 28-08-2011 11:03 am (12 years ago) | Author: Akinnawonu Oluwasegun
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- at 28-08-2011 11:03 AM (12 years ago)
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There was a man riding bike and he caries a lady on his back wit a high speed an d lady said small small u dis bike man den d man respond dat d lady suld move closer to him dat she suld also hold him tight b4 he low d speed den d lady did it still yet he still demand 4 hug/kiss not knowing 4 d lady dat d break 4 d bike as fail so d man used d last opportunity b4 his spinal cord break off.

Posted: at 28-08-2011 11:03 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- mixbrown at 28-08-2011 12:27 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 28-08-2011 12:27 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- thom at 28-08-2011 02:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Na waohh, na here joke end; i dey run commot.
Posted: at 28-08-2011 02:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 28-08-2011 03:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Bros welcome,,, I no know wetin to talk 4 d joke
Posted: at 28-08-2011 03:23 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 29-08-2011 06:22 AM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy
Posted: at 29-08-2011 06:22 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- chigozie1010 at 29-08-2011 07:59 AM (12 years ago)
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I no even understand
Posted: at 29-08-2011 07:59 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- chigozie1010 at 29-08-2011 08:02 AM (12 years ago)
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I no even understand
Posted: at 29-08-2011 08:02 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 29-08-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago)
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make i go call interpreter to com interprete dis moke cos na d lass opportunity be dis oo
Posted: at 29-08-2011 12:14 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- kingsleyd at 29-08-2011 12:28 PM (12 years ago)
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shey na yoke or boke u call dis 1
Posted: at 29-08-2011 12:28 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 29-08-2011 02:27 PM (12 years ago)
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foke
Posted: at 29-08-2011 02:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Deffney at 29-08-2011 06:19 PM (12 years ago)
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pals make una welcome the poster ooo
see dis is his first post and him chose for joke forum
wia are all the senior teachers for here...make una accommodate am Grin
Posted: at 29-08-2011 06:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- adeshnaija at 29-08-2011 06:23 PM (12 years ago)
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gud composer, keep it up....u would improv
Posted: at 29-08-2011 06:23 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- allbright at 29-08-2011 06:29 PM (12 years ago)
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9ja i hail ooo....d joke no dey even funny na d post, joke foke hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted: at 29-08-2011 06:29 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- creativecosmos at 29-08-2011 06:39 PM (12 years ago)
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wahala dey
Posted: at 29-08-2011 06:39 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- solid_solid at 29-08-2011 06:41 PM (12 years ago)
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me i dey vex
Posted: at 29-08-2011 06:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- fjoeaug at 29-08-2011 06:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Olurebaba on 28-08-2011 11:03 AM
There was a man riding bike and he caries a lady on his back wit a high speed an d lady said small small u dis bike man den d man respond dat d lady suld move closer to him dat she suld also hold him tight b4 he low d speed den d lady did it still yet he still demand 4 hug/kiss not knowing 4 d lady dat d break 4 d bike as fail so d man used d last opportunity b4 his spinal cord break off.
and?Huh?
Posted: at 29-08-2011 06:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 29-08-2011 08:41 PM (12 years ago)
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nne why u dey flaunt ur ass 4 urs?
Posted: at 29-08-2011 08:41 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 30-08-2011 03:54 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmn,u try
Posted: at 30-08-2011 03:54 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 30-08-2011 04:05 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 30-08-2011 04:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 30-08-2011 05:21 PM (12 years ago)
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k
Posted: at 30-08-2011 05:21 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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