Theory and reality

Date: 28-12-2008 4:32 pm (15 years ago) | Author: FEMI BEN
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- at 28-12-2008 04:32 PM (15 years ago)
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Little Johnny comes home with a homework paper to do. He asks his dad to help him write about the difference between theory and reality.
His dad sez, "Go to your Mom and ask her if she would sleep with another man for a million dollars." Little Johnny does as he is told, and Mom sez, "Well, yes, I suppose I would."
His dad then sez, "Now go ask your big sister if she would sleep with another man for a million dollars." Little Johnny does this too, and Sis sez, "Yes, I suppose I would."
Little Johnny and his dad then sit down, and Dad sez, "Now son, you've learned the difference between theory and reality. In theory, we're sitting on two million dollars. In reality, we're living with a couple of wh*res."

Posted: at 28-12-2008 04:32 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- segxi at 28-12-2008 04:36 PM (15 years ago)
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Aah
Posted: at 28-12-2008 04:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Pires07 at 28-12-2008 10:42 PM (15 years ago)
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Nice one
Posted: at 28-12-2008 10:42 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 29-12-2008 06:54 AM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 29-12-2008 05:39 PM (15 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 29-12-2008 05:39 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- orezo at 29-12-2008 06:46 PM (15 years ago)
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Yeamhen... u try 4 dis one sha...
Posted: at 29-12-2008 06:46 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-12-2008 07:11 PM (15 years ago)
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nice joke
Posted: at 29-12-2008 07:11 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 07:47 PM (15 years ago)
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o boy see bizness oh Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-12-2008 07:47 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-12-2008 07:48 PM (15 years ago)
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U one join
Posted: at 29-12-2008 07:48 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 10:14 PM (15 years ago)
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i don dey plan my strategy. person fit hammer die for this level oh
Posted: at 29-12-2008 10:14 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-12-2008 10:21 PM (15 years ago)
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ehn, bring ur ppl come now
Posted: at 29-12-2008 10:21 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 29-12-2008 10:23 PM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 29-12-2008 10:14 PM
i don dey plan my strategy. person fit hammer die for this level oh

 Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 29-12-2008 10:23 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- rezimero at 30-12-2008 12:01 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on 29-12-2008 10:21 PM
ehn, bring ur ppl come now
na your ppl go beta pass for this biz oh
Posted: at 30-12-2008 12:01 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 12:27 AM (15 years ago)
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which person u give me
Posted: at 30-12-2008 12:27 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 30-12-2008 03:09 AM (15 years ago)
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rezi i fit link u up o
Posted: at 30-12-2008 03:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 30-12-2008 05:26 PM (15 years ago)
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Femandinho... U ready to give out ur pple??? Bcos i get one kind money to spend on dem ooh...
Posted: at 30-12-2008 05:26 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 09:18 PM (15 years ago)
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I bin think say rezi get runs wey e one do now
Posted: at 30-12-2008 09:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 31-12-2008 01:45 AM (15 years ago)
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i no get ppl
Posted: at 31-12-2008 01:45 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 2-01-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago)
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na wa oooooooooooo
Posted: at 2-01-2009 12:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 1-02-2009 10:43 PM (15 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 1-02-2009 10:43 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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