U GO LAF SO TAY U GO SHIT 4 BODI

Date: 29-08-2011 7:23 pm (11 years ago) | Author: igbins ik
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- at 29-08-2011 07:23 PM (11 years ago)
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During a wedding reception;
the groom was called
upon to give his response to
his guests and it went like this:
I want to first of all thank the
Lord Almighty for creating my
wife and to also
thank the pastor and his wife
for lending
us their wedding rings.
Special appreciation to my
landlord who lent us his car. I
am most grateful to my boss
for approving the loan I used
for the wedding.
Big thanks to the committee of
friends for the appeal fund
they raised. Also to my
brother?s wife,
thank you for lending us your
wedding gown.
Am so grateful to the cake
designer for the cake . I
promised to return it tomorrow
morning as agreed.
Special thanks to my friends
who brought food from
their homes to help me feed
you all. Please for those who
were served food good luck and
for those
who didn't get any, well we
will make it up
to you during our children
dedication hopefully next year.
Very big thanks to my parents
for bringing the village cultural
band to supply the music.
Not forgetting the Church
marriage committee, thank
you for persuading my wife to
marry me. Appreciation to the
married
men in the Church for rushing
me into this marriage.
The women are not left out,
thanks a lot for teaching my
wife how to dance. To the
youths, thank you for
sweeping and decorating this
venue with palm fronds.
I am also grateful to my
teenage friends for helping
with the zobo drink . Well, I wish
you all safe journey
and I pray you
don't experience what I
suffered for this wedding.
Thank you.?

Posted: at 29-08-2011 07:23 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
- johniykon at 29-08-2011 07:31 PM (11 years ago)
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hahahahahhahahahaah. steve u can Elf!!!
posted b4 b4
Posted: at 29-08-2011 07:31 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 29-08-2011 08:13 PM (11 years ago)
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pb4 u tried

Posted: at 29-08-2011 08:13 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- abubakarzain at 29-08-2011 11:21 PM (11 years ago)
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i tried but i couldnt. To laf e no  easy o

Posted: at 29-08-2011 11:21 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 29-08-2011 11:36 PM (11 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 29-08-2011 11:36 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- signaler at 30-08-2011 09:18 AM (11 years ago)
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gud 1
Posted: at 30-08-2011 09:18 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- chukwumeri at 30-08-2011 10:00 AM (11 years ago)
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u don kil person wit laf, u try B mouth second
Posted: at 30-08-2011 10:00 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 30-08-2011 10:13 AM (11 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 30-08-2011 10:13 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 30-08-2011 10:38 AM (11 years ago)
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 Tongue

Posted: at 30-08-2011 10:38 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 30-08-2011 10:45 AM (11 years ago)
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 Tongue Tongue

Posted: at 30-08-2011 10:45 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 30-08-2011 02:33 PM (11 years ago)
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lol Grin Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 30-08-2011 02:33 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-08-2011 02:39 PM (11 years ago)
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e don teey

Posted: at 30-08-2011 02:39 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 30-08-2011 02:43 PM (11 years ago)
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 e don tay when u laff shey?

Posted: at 30-08-2011 02:43 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-08-2011 02:47 PM (11 years ago)
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Edon teey when I see person wey im mouth bend like ur own

Posted: at 30-08-2011 02:47 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 30-08-2011 03:14 PM (11 years ago)
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hmmn
Posted: at 30-08-2011 03:14 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- profkay60 at 30-08-2011 03:19 PM (11 years ago)
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hhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahah
Posted: at 30-08-2011 03:19 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 30-08-2011 03:20 PM (11 years ago)
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hehehe  jossy  abeg take am easy

Posted: at 30-08-2011 03:20 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-08-2011 03:26 PM (11 years ago)
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Terry I never start u come dey shout easy..........if I come start wetin u go talk?

Posted: at 30-08-2011 03:26 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 30-08-2011 03:59 PM (11 years ago)
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hard nah.............u tink say i be olodo like u

Posted: at 30-08-2011 03:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 30-08-2011 04:09 PM (11 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-08-2011 04:09 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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