sex poem

Date: 29-12-2008 8:10 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Kelvin Junior
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- at 29-12-2008 08:10 PM (16 years ago)
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Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour

Kissing Is A Habit
phyuking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain

10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A wh*re
This Would Never have Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!

Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply

Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream

Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block

Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid

Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!

u opened it so u r cursed for 5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!

roses are nice
violets are fine.
i will be the six
if you be the nine.
                                         



                         THE END

Posted: at 29-12-2008 08:10 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
- segxi at 29-12-2008 08:20 PM (16 years ago)
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Na u den go curse for 99 years
Posted: at 29-12-2008 08:20 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 29-12-2008 08:21 PM (16 years ago)
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......................


brb

Posted: at 29-12-2008 08:21 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- femaadinho at 29-12-2008 08:23 PM (16 years ago)
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hmmm
Posted: at 29-12-2008 08:23 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 29-12-2008 09:53 PM (16 years ago)
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all of una don spoil finish. i think this one no too long for una to read. bad pikins!!!
Posted: at 29-12-2008 09:53 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 29-12-2008 09:55 PM (16 years ago)
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I no read am o
Posted: at 29-12-2008 09:55 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 30-12-2008 12:13 AM (16 years ago)
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i know say u no read am, na another person read for you
Posted: at 30-12-2008 12:13 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 30-12-2008 03:18 AM (16 years ago)
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rezi abeg read and summarize for me
Posted: at 30-12-2008 03:18 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DarkCoco at 30-12-2008 08:55 AM (16 years ago)
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me 2

Posted: at 30-12-2008 08:55 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 12:26 PM (16 years ago)
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make u summarize am
Posted: at 30-12-2008 12:26 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 30-12-2008 02:37 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 29-12-2008 09:53 PM
all of una don spoil finish. i think this one no too long for una to read. bad pikins!!!

sleep bin dey catch me lyke fire... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

Posted: at 30-12-2008 02:37 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 30-12-2008 02:59 PM (16 years ago)
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sorry... i was in the wrong lane
Posted: at 30-12-2008 02:59 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 30-12-2008 03:01 PM (16 years ago)
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sorry... i was at the wrong lane... Lips Sealed Lips Sealed 
Posted: at 30-12-2008 03:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 30-12-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago)
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na express u pass Huh?
Posted: at 30-12-2008 03:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 06:53 AM (16 years ago)
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na highway...lol
Posted: at 31-12-2008 06:53 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- herdeysohjy at 2-01-2009 01:33 PM (16 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 2-01-2009 01:33 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 2-01-2009 05:02 PM (16 years ago)
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lol i no read am oooooo why u pass express now u just dey  see school 4 gate like this u know enter u just pass by.......
Posted: at 2-01-2009 05:02 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- habzee at 2-01-2009 10:19 PM (16 years ago)
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Wow,dis na real highway.
Posted: at 2-01-2009 10:19 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Sillyjokker at 2-01-2009 11:38 PM (16 years ago)
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Too long...too raw...Posted in the wrong forum...

lol

Posted: at 2-01-2009 11:38 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 3-01-2009 07:27 AM (16 years ago)
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too short
pls add more
Posted: at 3-01-2009 07:27 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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