WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD

Now I love this stupid riddle

The best answer is ... to get to the other side ...

But now I want funny answers


eg: She was going to cheat on her cocky husband .. yer not funny

But I want charisma

so you tell me ...


Why did the chicken cross the road

Posted: at 8-02-2008 09:40 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

to catch the bus out of naija town

Posted: at 10-02-2008 12:00 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

Wanted to commit suicide

Posted: at 12-02-2008 08:50 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

because he saw a turkey gobbling on the other side

Posted: at 12-02-2008 04:32 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

he crossed the road cause he can't swim

Posted: at 12-02-2008 04:39 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

HE CROSSED THE ROAD CAUSE HE'S DATE (TURKEY)WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE

Posted: at 21-02-2008 09:38 AM (16 years ago) | Upcoming

becoz he was running away from fineboy as fineboy have changed his segxwal fantasies from sheeps to chickens but too bad coz the chicken did not make it on time as it got hit while crossing and u all should put the blame on fineboy for he is the reason the chicken crossed the road......*panting*

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Posted: at 21-02-2008 08:51 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(





such a good chicken.....it risked its life for us......all becoz of dguy....it must be the work of the Oracle!!!

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Posted: at 21-02-2008 09:58 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

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Posted: at 22-02-2008 05:15 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac

nixe jokes

Posted: at 25-02-2008 09:23 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie