The Math teacher, The Priest, and The Soldier

Date: 31-08-2011 4:21 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy
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A priest, a math teacher, and a soldier all got on the plane.

The math teacher took out his math book to plan his next lesson, and it fell out the window.

The priest took out to bible to pray, and it fell out the window.

The soldier took out a grenade in memory of his grandfather, and it fell out the window.

They all got off the plane.

The math teacher found a girl crying on the sidewalk. The math teacher asks, "Why are you crying?" The little girl says, "A math book fell from the sky and hit me on the head!" The math teacher walked away.

The priest found a little boy crying on his lawn. The priest asked, "Why are you crying?" The little boy said, "A bible fell out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The priest walked away.

The soldier found a boy on the street laughing his head off. The soldier asks, "Why are you laughing so hard?" The little boy said," I farted and that house blew up!!!!"

Posted: at 31-08-2011 04:21 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- lineagerq at 9-06-2022 06:41 PM (9 months ago)
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Teaching math for kids can be an exciting and fun experience. Use fun games to identify numbers and associate them with a fun experience. Indoor sit-down games such as Monopoly, Chutes and Ladders, and Yahtzee will teach kids about numbers and their functions. They will also learn about fractions, decimals, and how to divide an array. You can find plenty of Mathnasium San Antonio. These games will help kids understand the rules of math and make the subject fun.
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