Nigrian Hell

Date: 31-08-2011 11:06 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Megaoneplusone
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A man goes to hell after his death. There he finds a different hell for each country. He decides to pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
 
He goes to German hell and asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day'.The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
 
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
 
Then he comes to the NIGERIAN hell and finds that there is a long line of people anxiously waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, 'What do they do here?' He is told 'first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Pakistani devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.
 
'But that is exactly the same as all the other hells so why are there so many people waiting to get in?' asks the man.'
 
Because there is never any electricity, so the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the NIGERIAN devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business.

Posted: at 31-08-2011 11:06 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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