A Sardar, a German and a Nigerian got arrested

Date: 31-08-2011 11:20 pm (11 years ago) | Author: Megaoneplusone
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A Sardar, a German and a Nigerian got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so
for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.
 
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced:
"It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
 
The German was first in line; he thought for a while and then said:
"Please tie a pillow to my back."
 
This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.
 
The Indian Sardar was next up. After watching the German in horror he said
smugly: "Please fix two pillows to my back."
 
But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Indian Sardar was also led away whimpering loudly.
 
The Nigerian was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said:
 
"You are from a most populous country in Africa and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
 
"Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness," Nigerian replied.
 
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
 
"Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face.
 
"If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it." And what is your second wish?" the Sheik asked.
 
Nigerian smiled and said, "Tie the Indian Sardar to my back" !!!

Posted: at 31-08-2011 11:20 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- jossy4reall at 1-09-2011 12:57 AM (11 years ago)
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E don teey

Posted: at 1-09-2011 12:57 AM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- manisa at 1-09-2011 04:02 AM (11 years ago)
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its fun........
Posted: at 1-09-2011 04:02 AM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- Renewed at 1-09-2011 05:40 AM (11 years ago)
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Na so Baba God create Us...He too bless us with Wisdom... Grin

Posted: at 1-09-2011 05:40 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Andybest1 at 1-09-2011 10:57 AM (11 years ago)
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Lol...ma belle want burst
Posted: at 1-09-2011 10:57 AM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- creativecosmos at 1-09-2011 12:21 PM (11 years ago)
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ancient yoke
Posted: at 1-09-2011 12:21 PM (11 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 1-09-2011 12:49 PM (11 years ago)
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pb4 but still funny

Posted: at 1-09-2011 12:49 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-09-2011 12:51 PM (11 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 1-09-2011 12:51 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 1-09-2011 01:34 PM (11 years ago)
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uk

Posted: at 1-09-2011 01:34 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 1-09-2011 06:21 PM (11 years ago)
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Na olodo grammar skuul he attended so hw do u expect him to sabi one plus one??

Posted: at 1-09-2011 06:21 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- nickyvil at 2-09-2011 05:30 AM (11 years ago)
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good remix but pb4
Posted: at 2-09-2011 05:30 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MegaOneplusone at 2-09-2011 05:36 PM (11 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  1-09-2011 05:47 PM
simple one plus one you noh sabi

SEE YOU....ONE PLUS ONE NO BE 2? YOU THINK SAY I NEVER LEAN AM?
Posted: at 2-09-2011 05:36 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 2-09-2011 05:59 PM (11 years ago)
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hahah  dis posta mumu oooo

Posted: at 2-09-2011 05:59 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- akabrandy at 25-09-2011 10:06 PM (11 years ago)
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Hahaha Gud one
Posted: at 25-09-2011 10:06 PM (11 years ago) | Newbie
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- terryworld at 25-09-2011 11:12 PM (11 years ago)
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ok

Posted: at 25-09-2011 11:12 PM (11 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 25-09-2011 11:19 PM (11 years ago)
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na me post am, one bottle of wisky now
Posted: at 25-09-2011 11:19 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 26-09-2011 01:52 AM (11 years ago)
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tombo  Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 26-09-2011 01:52 AM (11 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 26-09-2011 07:43 PM (11 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 26-09-2011 07:43 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- deguzman at 27-09-2011 08:34 AM (11 years ago)
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ahahaha
Posted: at 27-09-2011 08:34 AM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MegaOneplusone at 27-09-2011 09:06 PM (11 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 27-09-2011 09:06 PM (11 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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