YOU ARE NEXT...

Date: 31-12-2008 10:30 am (15 years ago) | Author: Abang Edward
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- at 31-12-2008 10:30 AM (15 years ago)
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A young yoruba woman was distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in their matrimonial bed with a beautiful woman. She quickly grab the gun and put it to her own head.
The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the woman responds to the husband, shut up, shut up... You are next!

Posted: at 31-12-2008 10:30 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 11:51 AM (15 years ago)
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bros how far? welcome to this forum... make u try dey post funny jokes wey go makes us crack our ribs...u try small... HAPPY NEW YEAR 
Posted: at 31-12-2008 11:51 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 31-12-2008 02:28 PM (15 years ago)
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Madam how near? If you are looking for someone to break your ribs for you, all you need is jump from 3 storey building. Savvy? Anyways, Happy new year to you too.
Posted: at 31-12-2008 02:28 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Toks-E at 31-12-2008 02:31 PM (15 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 31-12-2008 02:31 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- onyinyenaija at 31-12-2008 03:22 PM (15 years ago)
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why are you angry? ...it's all fun okay.. never meant to hurt you.
Posted: at 31-12-2008 03:22 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 31-12-2008 04:45 PM (15 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 31-12-2008 04:45 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Edwizzie at 31-12-2008 09:49 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol... You never meant to hurt me? Ha ha ha. You sound as if you are talking to your boyfriend you are about to break up with. Trust me, your comment is like water under the bridge.
Posted: at 31-12-2008 09:49 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- herdeysohjy at 2-01-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago)
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passing
Posted: at 2-01-2009 12:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago)
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u dis boy, u still dey pass 4 new year
Posted: at 8-01-2009 01:04 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- femaadinho at 8-01-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago)
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leave am make him pass enter water
Posted: at 8-01-2009 01:16 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 11:18 PM (15 years ago)
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i hope say no be river niger he dey enter
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:18 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 8-01-2009 11:36 PM (15 years ago)
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lol leave am  una want make in time go.......u know say na just 30min in buy  that is why abi make in go steal cos of una......hhhaaaaaa
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:36 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 8-01-2009 11:39 PM (15 years ago)
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toks talk now.....u know hear say them say make our only oyin.....jump 4 3 storey building and u they their silent.......
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:39 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago)
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who tell u say na 30 minutes he buy, he b big boy now, na scope he scope the person wey dey cafe for 10 minutes na wetin u dey use b that na
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:44 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 8-01-2009 11:53 PM (15 years ago)
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u mean am this person way i dey see sooo way put cap 4 head like person way dey carry eyo....4 lagos.....
Posted: at 8-01-2009 11:53 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 9-01-2009 04:42 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on  8-01-2009 11:53 PM
u mean am this person way i dey see sooo way put cap 4 head like person way dey carry eyo....4 lagos.....
Guy which kind thing be this na? You don make me laugh so tay tears comot for my eyes. You funny die o. Grin Grin
Posted: at 9-01-2009 04:42 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- eyenakwaibom at 9-01-2009 04:50 AM (15 years ago)
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e no funny,but i manage shine teeth.
Posted: at 9-01-2009 04:50 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 9-01-2009 04:53 AM (15 years ago)
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why na
Posted: at 9-01-2009 04:53 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 9-01-2009 05:03 AM (15 years ago)
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Quote from: segxi on  9-01-2009 04:53 AM
why na
:-XLeave that guy, e dey confuse. Lips Sealed
Posted: at 9-01-2009 05:03 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 9-01-2009 05:30 AM (15 years ago)
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ok
e be like say e don high
Posted: at 9-01-2009 05:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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