A RICH MAN AND THE PRIEST

Date: 13-09-2011 11:29 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Dv
- at 13-09-2011 11:29 PM (12 years ago)
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They was a very Rich man that has a Dog and so much love his dog that one day the dog got sick and died so the Rich man went to one Parish priest nearby and said "Father the dog is dead" could you possibly organize a mass for my poor creature? 

Father answered "No! we can't have funeral service for animal" but, you know what, there is a new denomination down the road you can go there maybe they can help you the Rich man ask i'll go now. By the way do you think $350,000(dollars) will be enough to donate for the service ?

The Rev. Father replied; Why didn't you tell me the Dog was CATHOLIC Huh?Huh???

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