POISON 4MY HUSBAND

Date: 02-01-2009 10:15 pm (15 years ago) | Author: habzee
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- at 2-01-2009 10:15 PM (15 years ago)
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”

The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”

The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy!

I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law!

I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now. That’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.
 Wink

Posted: at 2-01-2009 10:15 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
- Toks-E at 2-01-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago)
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aww mehn

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 2-01-2009 11:06 PM (15 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sillyjokker at 2-01-2009 11:34 PM (15 years ago)
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posted!

Posted: at 2-01-2009 11:34 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- damygurl at 2-01-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago)
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lol! dat was a good one.  the prescription changed d whole thing.
Posted: at 2-01-2009 11:37 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- habzee at 5-01-2009 10:06 PM (15 years ago)
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Sillyjokker,whats ur own now....U too much.
Posted: at 5-01-2009 10:06 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Edwizzie at 5-01-2009 10:14 PM (15 years ago)
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Lol...Thats so funny.
Posted: at 5-01-2009 10:14 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- gen2esther at 6-01-2009 12:03 AM (15 years ago)
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the prescription weak the pharmacist, that was quite creative
Posted: at 6-01-2009 12:03 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Emmanuel4christ at 6-01-2009 01:44 AM (15 years ago)
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na whaoooooooooooo na this site them born u cos na u know weater them post or nt
Posted: at 6-01-2009 01:44 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Jboy4shezo at 6-01-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago)
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The truth na say joke don finish for naija, so everybody keep reposting
Posted: at 6-01-2009 06:19 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 7-01-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago)
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no slaking
Posted: at 7-01-2009 05:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- FunkyKing at 7-01-2009 11:13 PM (15 years ago)
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 Nice one. Posted b4 though but this is refined and much better. Prescription.....? Wow!

Posted: at 7-01-2009 11:13 PM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- bethsy at 8-01-2009 12:03 AM (15 years ago)
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this is really funny
Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:03 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 12:28 AM (15 years ago)
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so rezi wife na hin dey do this kain tin, chei. make una come hear o
Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 8-01-2009 12:49 AM (15 years ago)
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Aw u take know... segxi...
Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 12:57 AM (15 years ago)
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no b rezi dey pharmacist Huh? when na beta thin na when u dey know say na rezi, now d truth dey open say hin wife dey play away game and u still dey doubt am
Posted: at 8-01-2009 12:57 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 8-01-2009 01:08 AM (15 years ago)
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But rezi be leave him pharmacy for u na... So na u attend to the woman dat day... Rezi be go calabar dat day when she cum... Na ur wife e be... bcos rezi no dey around...
Posted: at 8-01-2009 01:08 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 01:19 AM (15 years ago)
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how I go leave ma work con stay for rezi place Huh?
u sure say no b u or own of ur guys they there that day.
make u try remember
Posted: at 8-01-2009 01:19 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 8-01-2009 01:26 AM (15 years ago)
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Nooooh... Na u b the pharmacist na... U remember sey i beg rezi make im employ you for im pharmacy na... So na ur wfe dey d pic...
Posted: at 8-01-2009 01:26 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 8-01-2009 01:30 AM (15 years ago)
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no e no employ me na,
e say e go tie my tin b4 e give me work make i no finish d condonm
and as i no gree na, na hin i waka commot there
until today wey I just dey hear say hin wife dey play away match
Posted: at 8-01-2009 01:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- orezo at 8-01-2009 01:49 AM (15 years ago)
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But no be u i see dash pads free to dat girl for the pharmacy... U don resume the work as at then na...
Posted: at 8-01-2009 01:49 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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