A true life story embedded with joke ( The fulani man pt 1)

Date: 18-09-2011 12:17 am (12 years ago) | Author: Gentle
- at 18-09-2011 12:17 AM (12 years ago)
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There is a fulani man which stay in a hut in a remote area (in d bush), he has never have encounter with woman.
One day he married 2 a lady called zubua
D following day of d wedding, they were at home when d wife pull off her clothes, suddenly d fulani man (husband) shouted; Yea! who do u like dis? where do u sustained dis injury (pointing in between d legs of d wife)? dress up!! so that we can go & c doctor 4 treatment.
on getting 2 d nearby village clinic
Doctor: U are welcome, how may i help you?
Fulani man: my wife sustained injury
Doctor: where?
Fulani man: in between her legs
Doctor smile & asked d wife 2 pull off her clothes & lies down on d bed. he gave d husband drug (4 his manhood 2 stand) & ask him 2 remove his clothes.
The doctor touch d fulani man manhood & said on my counting u will put dis inside dat injury 4 d injury 2 heal.
when i say 1, u put it inside & press down; 2- u bring it out(i.e 1-up, 2-down) SIMULTANEOUSLY.
The doctor started by saying 1....2, 1....2,....... d fulani man do has d doctor instructed on his count.
when d doctor realised dat d man has started enjoying it he decided 2 keep quiet. d fulani man den shouted ''doctor kanche 1-2 monna'' i.e doctor be saying 1-2, 1-2 now

Tanx!!! 

watch out 4 part two

Posted: at 18-09-2011 12:17 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- Bazemaster at 18-09-2011 12:34 AM (12 years ago)
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i spit. How is this funny?
Posted: at 18-09-2011 12:34 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajayi at 18-09-2011 12:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Ar u a fulani man?
Posted: at 18-09-2011 12:50 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- abubakarzain at 18-09-2011 06:42 AM (12 years ago)
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poster are sure you are not the guy
Posted: at 18-09-2011 06:42 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 18-09-2011 10:38 AM (12 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahaha laf wan bend my pr**k
Posted: at 18-09-2011 10:38 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Dan_Fulani at 18-09-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Okay, the joke is almost funny. But why does it has to be a "fulani" man?
Please note the Fulanis are not as dumb as you think. They once had the
largest empire in the Sahara covering most of northern Nigeria, Niger Republic,
northern Ghana, and extending all the way to present day Mali nation.

Dan fulani
(offended)
Posted: at 18-09-2011 10:50 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- ajayi at 18-09-2011 12:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Dan fulani
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Quote from: Dan_Fulani on 18-09-2011 10:50 AM

Okay, the joke is almost funny. But why does it has to be a "fulani" man?
Please note the Fulanis are not as dumb as you think. They once had the
largest empire in the Sahara covering most of northern Nigeria, Niger Republic,
northern Ghana, and extending all the way to present day Mali nation.

Dan fulani
(offended)

No offence Dan_fulani
is a true life story
Posted: at 18-09-2011 12:09 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- abubakarzain at 18-09-2011 12:20 PM (12 years ago)
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no vex, nothing is personal here dan fulani. Yoruba has been touched,as well as calabars and igbo.so dnt take anything personal
Posted: at 18-09-2011 12:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jossy4reall at 18-09-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 18-09-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- darealman123456 at 18-09-2011 01:27 PM (12 years ago)
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That is why he's a fulani man and not EGBA MAN....
Posted: at 18-09-2011 01:27 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- abubakarzain at 18-09-2011 06:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: darealman123456 on 18-09-2011 01:27 PM
That is why he's a fulani man and not EGBA MAN....
so you are
Posted: at 18-09-2011 06:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 18-09-2011 07:22 PM (12 years ago)
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Excuse me Mr. Poster. Where I'm I supposed to laugh in this whole story?
Posted: at 18-09-2011 07:22 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Splendidndy at 18-09-2011 07:53 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 18-09-2011 07:53 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- ajayi at 18-09-2011 09:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Emmagency9 on 18-09-2011 07:22 PM
Excuse me Mr. Poster. Where I'm I supposed to laugh in this whole story?

Do u come with ur eye glass? if u dont c where 2 laugh den cry.
Posted: at 18-09-2011 09:08 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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