National Cake Palava !!

Date: 19-09-2011 11:34 am (12 years ago) | Author: Felix george
- at 19-09-2011 11:34 AM (12 years ago)
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West - Look ! Lets zone the National cake, i have my share, you have your share.
Niger -Delta - No way , some part of this cake is sweeter, We provided the bulk of the National cake, and even put icing on it
North- Shut up ! We are born to rule the National cake, or do you want us to bomb the cake?
south East- Some part of the National is sweeter Nna men!! no zoning again o , some people have been eating this cake for too long, man , let s be at the center for once now!!
North- Then , we start blowing it up and make this cake unpalatable
Presidency - We have commenced Investigations, we know those responsible.
CPC- The leader should resign as the center of the cake is being blown apart bit by bit and no one seems to know how we can MEND the cake.

OBJ- maybe we can negotiate on this matter
Boko Haram - *Gun shots* BOOM!!.....
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Posted: at 19-09-2011 11:34 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- kingsleyd at 19-09-2011 12:29 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 19-09-2011 12:29 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Bahceerat at 19-09-2011 01:54 PM (12 years ago)
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joke
Posted: at 19-09-2011 01:54 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- kingsleyd at 19-09-2011 02:45 PM (12 years ago)
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mtchew
Posted: at 19-09-2011 02:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- wukari at 19-09-2011 03:32 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 19-09-2011 03:32 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 19-09-2011 03:38 PM (12 years ago)
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Abeg Poster,Wetin we go call this one?
Posted: at 19-09-2011 03:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Estheraremu at 19-09-2011 04:12 PM (12 years ago)
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I just dey pass, i touched anybodi? : :'( :'( :'( :'(
Posted: at 19-09-2011 04:12 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Monsol at 19-09-2011 04:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Estheraremu on 19-09-2011 04:12 PM
I just dey pass, i touched anybodi? : :'( :'( :'( :'(

Chei,
Babe na the poster dey make
u dey cry?
Come poster take ur time oh
sorry u hear!
Posted: at 19-09-2011 04:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jossy4reall at 19-09-2011 04:29 PM (12 years ago)
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I C

Posted: at 19-09-2011 04:29 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 19-09-2011 10:41 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 19-09-2011 10:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 20-09-2011 09:56 AM (12 years ago)
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na here i see joke cough

Posted: at 20-09-2011 09:56 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Monsol at 20-09-2011 09:59 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on 20-09-2011 09:56 AM
na here i see joke cough
La wao,
this kind zoke wey don give
Terry rabbies of the throat
Come poster if anytin do
our terry we go hold u oh
Posted: at 20-09-2011 09:59 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 20-09-2011 10:18 AM (12 years ago)
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abeg tell ram ooo,cos the moke dey choke my yoke

Posted: at 20-09-2011 10:18 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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