Niger -Delta - No way , some part of this cake is sweeter, We provided the bulk of the National cake, and even put icing on it
North- Shut up ! We are born to rule the National cake, or do you want us to bomb the cake?
south East- Some part of the National is sweeter Nna men!! no zoning again o , some people have been eating this cake for too long, man , let s be at the center for once now!!
North- Then , we start blowing it up and make this cake unpalatable
Presidency - We have commenced Investigations, we know those responsible.
CPC- The leader should resign as the center of the cake is being blown apart bit by bit and no one seems to know how we can MEND the cake.
OBJ- maybe we can negotiate on this matter
Boko Haram - *Gun shots* BOOM!!.....
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