e make sense

Date: 24-09-2011 10:51 am (12 years ago) | Author: igbins ik
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- at 24-09-2011 10:51 AM (12 years ago)
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am kinda gud at
dis,lets analyse dis issue
Let’s face it
English can be confusing language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the
pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in
England
French fries were not invented in
France.
We sometimes take English for
granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we
find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from
Guinea nor is it a pig.
If writers write, how come fingers
don’t fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth
be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn’t the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian
eat!?
If singer enjoy singing, why would
adults not enjoy adultery?
this reflects the creativity of the
human race

Posted: at 24-09-2011 10:51 AM (12 years ago) | Newbie
- kingsleyd at 24-09-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago)
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e no make sense
Posted: at 24-09-2011 12:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Sotenna at 24-09-2011 01:57 PM (12 years ago)
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Its nice.
Posted: at 24-09-2011 01:57 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- chuksmovic at 24-09-2011 02:04 PM (12 years ago)
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guy u are 1000% correct
Posted: at 24-09-2011 02:04 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- jeffrey4u at 24-09-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago)
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ok ooo
Posted: at 24-09-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 25-09-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago)
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PB4
Posted: at 25-09-2011 03:31 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 25-09-2011 05:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 25-09-2011 05:39 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 25-09-2011 05:51 PM (12 years ago)
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we hear
Posted: at 25-09-2011 05:51 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 26-09-2011 02:13 AM (12 years ago)
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tombo  Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 26-09-2011 02:13 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 26-09-2011 10:44 AM (12 years ago)
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OK
Posted: at 26-09-2011 10:44 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 26-09-2011 10:49 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
Posted: at 26-09-2011 10:49 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- queenrukky at 26-09-2011 11:33 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4 sha
Posted: at 26-09-2011 11:33 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- 50scent at 26-09-2011 11:49 AM (12 years ago)
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 Kiss
Posted: at 26-09-2011 11:49 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Sheree at 26-09-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 26-09-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 26-09-2011 12:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 26-09-2011 11:49 AM
Kiss
pursuin..woman.under..skirts
Posted: at 26-09-2011 12:07 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 29-09-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: 50scent on 26-09-2011 11:49 AM
Kiss

woman...........
one day u go kiss rat  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 29-09-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 29-09-2011 04:16 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: Skypon2002 on 29-09-2011 01:18 PM
Quote from: 50scent on 26-09-2011 11:49 AM
Kiss

woman...........
one day u go kiss rat  Cheesy Cheesy
who tell u e never kiss rat?
Posted: at 29-09-2011 04:16 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 29-09-2011 04:17 PM (12 years ago)
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ok
Posted: at 29-09-2011 04:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 29-09-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago)
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huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 29-09-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 29-09-2011 04:26 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 29-09-2011 04:26 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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