An old woman inside a bus heading to lagos from calabar told the driver shouting "driver, if u reach benin stop me o!"The driver nodded and then she shouted again" my children,sheh una don hear wen i tel am o!"Everybody responded YES MA.On the long journey to lagos,most people slept but this woman never blinked through out the journey. Little did anybody know she does not even know the benin she was shouting and everybody forgot she said she wanted to stop there.After several hours of driving,lagos was closeby and benin several hours behind,everybody was relieved. The poor woman then asked"driver you neva reach benin?"Oh! The driver exclaimed"madam benin is like 4hours behind us".the woman started crying"take me back to benin!!!" Without a choice,the driver turned the bus around heading back to benin. On reaching benin after several hours,the driver came down,opened the door and told the woman she is in benin. The woman simply opened her hand bag,removed a card of panadol,removed two tablets and swallowed with the bottle water she was with. She then smiled and said"My daughter said if i reach benin,i should take panadol. Oya! Let us go to lagos"
Posted: at 27-09-2011 01:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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