ajayi at 29-09-2011 04:30 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Some Bible researchers interviewed Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa & Niger-Delta folks? to know what they would rather change in the Bible if they were given the chance. The Hausa man said , "Walahi talahi, the adulteress whom Jesus asked to go should have been stoned ...." The Igbo man said, "Nna, I can't really understand why Judas returned the money after selling Jesus. In short he is not a good businessman.... " The Niger-Delta man said,? "Ewedo, we would have kidnapped Jesus and demanded for ransom,? rather than leaving Him to be sold by Judas Isi-carrot for chicken change....." The Yoruba man said,? "Jesus should have waited just one more day before raising Lazarus from the dead. We had already paid for the 'aso-ebi', the hall, the musician, and the MC.? At least he should have allowed us enjoy the 'owambe' party, Before performing His miracles..."
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zeigbo at 29-09-2011 07:32 AM (12 years ago) (m)
9ice 1
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
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Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 08:41 AM (12 years ago) (m)
but pb4
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
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Reply just2sexy at 29-09-2011 10:56 AM (12 years ago) (m)
posted b4
To eat is Human, but to digest DIVINE!!
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Reply kingsleyd at 29-09-2011 11:42 AM (12 years ago) (m)
again?
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Reply terryworld at 29-09-2011 11:51 AM (12 years ago) (m)
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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
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Reply ajayi at 29-09-2011 07:49 PM (12 years ago) (m)
ok
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Reply zeigbo at 29-09-2011 07:53 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Huh?
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
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Reply zeigbo at 1-10-2011 01:34 PM (12 years ago) (m)
Huh
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Reply terryworld at 2-10-2011 01:38 AM (12 years ago) (m)
huh?
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
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Reply ajayi at 2-10-2011 06:23 AM (12 years ago) (m)
U ar one of dem
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please don't involve religion in jokes
positive thinking always leads to positive result
Posted: at 2-10-2011 07:21 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply zeigbo at 2-10-2011 09:38 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Yeye
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Reply Skypon2002 at 4-10-2011 02:45 AM (12 years ago) (m)
tombo
Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode
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