TASTER

Date: 30-09-2011 5:02 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Esther Aremu
- at 30-09-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago)
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In an alcohol factory the regular Taster (one who taste the alcoholic drink b4 it's been sold) died and the Director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look called Donald came to apply for the position. The Director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said,"It's Red Wine, a Muscat, Thre
e Years Old, Grown on a North Slope, Matured in Steel Containers."
That's correct", said the boss. Another glass."It's Red Wine, Cabernet, Eight Years Old, a South Western Slope, Oak Barrels."Correct". The Director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something.
She brought in a glass of Urine. Donald tried it, and said "It's a Black lady's,, 26 Years Old, Three Months Pregnant, Made and manufactured Inside This Work Office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell you who the father is... Immediately, The boss collapsed!

Posted: at 30-09-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- terryworld at 30-09-2011 05:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 30-09-2011 05:05 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- just2sexy at 30-09-2011 05:12 PM (12 years ago)
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lol

Posted: at 30-09-2011 05:12 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 30-09-2011 06:10 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 30-09-2011 06:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- cadanre at 30-09-2011 06:20 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Posted: at 30-09-2011 06:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 30-09-2011 06:23 PM (12 years ago)
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Hahahahahahahahaha laugh don comot my boxer

Posted: at 30-09-2011 06:23 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 30-09-2011 06:25 PM (12 years ago)
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abeg cover urself ooo, she dey come

Posted: at 30-09-2011 06:25 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jossy4reall at 30-09-2011 07:36 PM (12 years ago)
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e don teey

Posted: at 30-09-2011 07:36 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- terryworld at 30-09-2011 07:42 PM (12 years ago)
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huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?

Posted: at 30-09-2011 07:42 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 1-10-2011 08:11 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok

Posted: at 1-10-2011 08:11 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- bodeniyi at 1-10-2011 08:50 AM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 1-10-2011 08:50 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- kingsleyd at 1-10-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago)
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laff wan comot my trouser ooo
Posted: at 1-10-2011 11:18 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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