No Toilet Paper

Date: 01-10-2011 12:22 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Folorunsho Falade
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- at 1-10-2011 12:22 PM (12 years ago)
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There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump.

While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole.

All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.

Posted: at 1-10-2011 12:22 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- funsho85 at 1-10-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  1-10-2011 12:25 PM
Embarrassed Embarrassed
what is this
Figure it out yourself.
Posted: at 1-10-2011 12:33 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 1-10-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago)
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Waris dis Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 1-10-2011 12:39 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 2-10-2011 01:48 AM (12 years ago)
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pb444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
Posted: at 2-10-2011 01:48 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- emmajenic1 at 2-10-2011 02:08 AM (12 years ago)
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dry but stupidly funny...
Posted: at 2-10-2011 02:08 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- abubakarzain at 2-10-2011 05:54 AM (12 years ago)
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remix
Posted: at 2-10-2011 05:54 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 2-10-2011 10:39 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?
Posted: at 2-10-2011 10:39 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 2-10-2011 07:24 PM (12 years ago)
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d man for use leaf na.......
Posted: at 2-10-2011 07:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 2-10-2011 07:44 PM (12 years ago)
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no try am oo
Posted: at 2-10-2011 07:44 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 2-10-2011 08:24 PM (12 years ago)
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who?
Posted: at 2-10-2011 08:24 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 2-10-2011 08:56 PM (12 years ago)
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no use leaf oo , you wan cratch am for me Huh?
Posted: at 2-10-2011 08:56 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 2-10-2011 09:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Okay poster, I hear you....
Posted: at 2-10-2011 09:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 2-10-2011 09:50 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MegaOneplusone on  2-10-2011 08:56 PM
no use leaf oo , you wan cratch am for me Huh?
u wan use leaf?feel free o.......
Posted: at 2-10-2011 09:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 2-10-2011 09:57 PM (12 years ago)
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 :'( :'(
Posted: at 2-10-2011 09:57 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 3-10-2011 10:56 AM (12 years ago)
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pb444444444444444444444
Posted: at 3-10-2011 10:56 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 3-10-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago)
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u don come
Posted: at 3-10-2011 11:14 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Eni-Luv at 3-10-2011 11:36 AM (12 years ago)
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 Roll Eyes
Posted: at 3-10-2011 11:36 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 3-10-2011 11:47 AM (12 years ago)
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na now u dey see me gift?
Posted: at 3-10-2011 11:47 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- giftmurphy at 3-10-2011 12:10 PM (12 years ago)
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yes o,wassap?wats pimpin?
Posted: at 3-10-2011 12:10 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- richy_ex at 3-10-2011 12:18 PM (12 years ago)
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wetin une dey here dey mis yan?
Posted: at 3-10-2011 12:18 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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