WHY?

Date: 04-10-2011 9:41 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Megaoneplusone
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- at 4-10-2011 09:41 PM (12 years ago)
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

The word "lethal" comes from the Latin "letum" meaning "death or destruction." ...then Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why didn't Noah kill those two mosquitoes?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why can't women  put on eyelashes cosmetic with their mouth closed?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of naira outside the house and put our useless junk in the garage.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

 Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large foods, and care about there diet with diet coke. Huh? Huh? Huh?

Posted: at 4-10-2011 09:41 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Skypon2002 at 4-10-2011 09:46 PM (12 years ago)
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ok i hear
Posted: at 4-10-2011 09:46 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-10-2011 10:45 PM (12 years ago)
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Hmmm ask queenrukky and terry Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-10-2011 10:45 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 4-10-2011 10:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Aboki oo
Posted: at 4-10-2011 10:48 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-10-2011 10:52 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh Huh?
Posted: at 4-10-2011 10:52 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 4-10-2011 11:04 PM (12 years ago)
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 Undecided
Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 4-10-2011 11:28 PM (12 years ago)
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why una never go sleep?  Angry Angry
Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:28 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 4-10-2011 11:32 PM (12 years ago)
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na watch man i be.....i dey for duty Undecided
Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:32 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 4-10-2011 11:45 PM (12 years ago)
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browsing on duty?
offence number 1  Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:45 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 4-10-2011 11:48 PM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 4-10-2011 11:48 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-10-2011 12:02 AM (12 years ago)
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i fit throw u blow for there ooo
forget muscles Angry Angry
Posted: at 5-10-2011 12:02 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-10-2011 12:22 AM (12 years ago)
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Na die dey call u so
Posted: at 5-10-2011 12:22 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-10-2011 10:01 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 5-10-2011 10:01 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- queenrukky at 5-10-2011 10:05 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  4-10-2011 10:45 PM
Hmmm ask queenrukky and terry Grin Grin
my surname na google?
Posted: at 5-10-2011 10:05 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 5-10-2011 10:12 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MegaOneplusone on  4-10-2011 09:41 PM
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

The word "lethal" comes from the Latin "letum" meaning "death or destruction." ...then Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why didn't Noah kill those two mosquitoes?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why can't women  put on eyelashes cosmetic with their mouth closed?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of naira outside the house and put our useless junk in the garage.

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

 Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large foods, and care about there diet with diet coke. Huh? Huh? Huh?
are yhu asking me all these?
Posted: at 5-10-2011 10:12 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 5-10-2011 03:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy
Posted: at 5-10-2011 03:19 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Estheraremu at 5-10-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  5-10-2011 12:22 AM
Na die dey call u so

 Grin Grin
Posted: at 5-10-2011 04:25 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- just2sexy at 5-10-2011 05:27 PM (12 years ago)
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ok Smiley
Posted: at 5-10-2011 05:27 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 5-10-2011 05:45 PM (12 years ago)
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yes
Posted: at 5-10-2011 05:45 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- MegaOneplusone at 6-10-2011 10:02 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin ;Dyeye boss
Posted: at 6-10-2011 10:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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