Three sisters

Date: 06-10-2011 12:54 pm (12 years ago) | Author: GRACE CHINENYE

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grachiasoms at 6-10-2011 12:54 PM (12 years ago)

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Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep.

When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything.
The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream."
"That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so much last night?"

The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh."

"That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?"
The youngest daughter replied "Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."

Posted: at 6-10-2011 12:54 PM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

zeigbo at 6-10-2011 07:47 PM (12 years ago)

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Hahahahaha u try

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 6-10-2011 07:47 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

MegaOneplusone at 6-10-2011 08:01 PM (12 years ago)

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lol

Posted: at 6-10-2011 08:01 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 08:08 AM (12 years ago)

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Huh?

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:08 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

omotoyosolabisi at 7-10-2011 10:31 AM (12 years ago)

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i comment all my reserve<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.

Posted: at 7-10-2011 10:31 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 02:23 PM (12 years ago)

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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 02:23 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

MegaOneplusone at 7-10-2011 07:35 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 7-10-2011 07:35 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Emmagency9 at 7-10-2011 08:06 PM (12 years ago)

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I see. Hmm

If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔

Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:06 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

ajayi at 7-10-2011 08:44 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:44 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

nikayo at 10-10-2011 04:41 PM (12 years ago)

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NICE

Posted: at 10-10-2011 04:41 PM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

terryworld at 10-10-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago)

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huh?

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 10-10-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

MegaOneplusone at 10-10-2011 10:42 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 10-10-2011 10:42 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 11-10-2011 12:10 AM (12 years ago)

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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 11-10-2011 12:10 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

giftmurphy at 11-10-2011 02:25 AM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 11-10-2011 02:25 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

terryworld at 11-10-2011 10:33 AM (12 years ago)

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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 11-10-2011 10:33 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

kingsleyd at 11-10-2011 10:39 AM (12 years ago)

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hmmmmmmmmmm

Posted: at 11-10-2011 10:39 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

giftmurphy at 11-10-2011 12:26 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 11-10-2011 12:26 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

terryworld at 11-10-2011 06:15 PM (12 years ago)

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A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 11-10-2011 06:15 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

collins91 at 11-10-2011 07:01 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 11-10-2011 07:01 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

MegaOneplusone at 11-10-2011 08:37 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 11-10-2011 08:37 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

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