Selling the Wife

Date: 06-10-2011 8:48 pm (12 years ago) | Author: collins cojay
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- at 6-10-2011 08:48 PM (12 years ago)
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A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened.

"I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a bottle of Southern Comfort."

"That is awful," said the other guy, "And now that she is gone you want her back right?"

"Right!" said the drunk, still crying.

"You're sorry you sold her because you realised, too late, that you still loved her,right?"

"Oh, No," said the drunk. I want her back because I'm thirsty again!"

Posted: at 6-10-2011 08:48 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- queenrukky at 6-10-2011 08:50 PM (12 years ago)
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted: at 6-10-2011 08:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-10-2011 11:18 PM (12 years ago)
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U try
Posted: at 6-10-2011 11:18 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- collins91 at 7-10-2011 10:03 AM (12 years ago)
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heheheheh
Posted: at 7-10-2011 10:03 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 7-10-2011 10:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Yeye
Posted: at 7-10-2011 10:46 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- omotoyosolabisi at 7-10-2011 10:53 AM (12 years ago)
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i comment all my reserve<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Posted: at 7-10-2011 10:53 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-10-2011 11:02 AM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:02 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Chiluvsky at 7-10-2011 11:48 AM (12 years ago)
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hmmmm
Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:48 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 7-10-2011 12:20 PM (12 years ago)
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ohkay
Posted: at 7-10-2011 12:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- collins91 at 7-10-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago)
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talk if u wan talk...which 1 be...hmmm,okay
Posted: at 7-10-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 7-10-2011 03:12 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh ?
Posted: at 7-10-2011 03:12 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Adikpe at 7-10-2011 03:19 PM (12 years ago)
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Nice one, you try.
Posted: at 7-10-2011 03:19 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- collins91 at 7-10-2011 05:58 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: stephen153 on  7-10-2011 05:53 PM
Undecided
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 7-10-2011 05:58 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- MegaOneplusone at 7-10-2011 06:16 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin Grin Grin
Posted: at 7-10-2011 06:16 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmagency9 at 7-10-2011 07:01 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 7-10-2011 07:01 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- collins91 at 7-10-2011 08:55 PM (12 years ago)
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 Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:55 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- terryworld at 8-10-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago)
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nice one
Posted: at 8-10-2011 11:23 AM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- zeigbo at 8-10-2011 12:37 PM (12 years ago)
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Cool
Posted: at 8-10-2011 12:37 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- richy_ex at 8-10-2011 12:47 PM (12 years ago)
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 Huh? Huh? Huh?
Posted: at 8-10-2011 12:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- collins91 at 8-10-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: terryworld on  8-10-2011 11:23 AM
nice one
thanks bro
Posted: at 8-10-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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