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Date: 07-10-2011 11:28 am (12 years ago) | Author: Emmanuel McCarthy

Emmagency9 at 7-10-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago)

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A man meets a doctor for his result after doing a test.

Doctor: Sad news, To live, you've got 10....
(Man interrupts)
Man: Doctor! Ten what?
Doctor: 10, 09, 08, 07, 06, 05,...
*man Faints*

If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔

Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:28 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago)

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Emmagency waris dis

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

awizle at 7-10-2011 11:37 AM (12 years ago)

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nawao so na only ten seconds e gats live....................................................

Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:37 AM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

Chiluvsky at 7-10-2011 11:41 AM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 7-10-2011 11:41 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 12:03 PM (12 years ago)

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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 12:03 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Emmagency9 at 7-10-2011 12:19 PM (12 years ago)

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If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔

Posted: at 7-10-2011 12:19 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

omotoyosolabisi at 7-10-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago)

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i comment my unreserved? Huh?

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Posted: at 7-10-2011 01:03 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago)

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Huh

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 02:01 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

collins91 at 7-10-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago)

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mumu dey all over ur face....na joke b dis...talk anoda 1.....mcheeeeeeeewww

Posted: at 7-10-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

zeigbo at 7-10-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago)

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Aboki

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:20 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

ajayi at 7-10-2011 08:30 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 7-10-2011 08:30 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

zeigbo at 8-10-2011 04:49 AM (12 years ago)

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They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 8-10-2011 04:49 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

abubakarzain at 8-10-2011 06:49 AM (12 years ago)

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positive thinking always leads to positive result

Posted: at 8-10-2011 06:49 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

terryworld at 8-10-2011 10:19 AM (12 years ago)

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pb44444444444444444444444444444

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 8-10-2011 10:19 AM (12 years ago) \| Hero

zeigbo at 8-10-2011 03:04 PM (12 years ago)

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Yeye

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 8-10-2011 03:04 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

terryworld at 8-10-2011 03:41 PM (12 years ago)

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huh?

? u fit talk am again?

A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries

Posted: at 8-10-2011 03:41 PM (12 years ago) \| Hero

Splendidndy at 8-10-2011 08:09 PM (12 years ago)

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WHO POSTED DIS?

Posted: at 8-10-2011 08:09 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

mikel504 at 8-10-2011 08:49 PM (12 years ago)

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u carry ur pbroblems come here abi? Roll Eyes

Posted: at 8-10-2011 08:49 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

ANELEEVEREST at 8-10-2011 08:55 PM (12 years ago)

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e sweet jare

Posted: at 8-10-2011 08:55 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

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