sugaDaddy1forU at 18-10-2011 02:23 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said "TWO PROSTITUTES.....$500.00'' A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail....Just at that time another cae passed with a sign saying "JESUS SAVES" They asked the cop why he let the other car go and he said, "well, that's a little different, it pertains to religion" So they took their sign down and the next day there they were, driving around town with a new sign which said, "1; TWO Angels seeking Peter.....$500.00"
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P.S DON'T HATE ME BCOZ OF WHAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MYSELF, SO phyukOFF..
Posted: at 18-10-2011 02:23 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
zeigbo at 18-10-2011 07:13 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Ok
They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in
Posted: at 18-10-2011 07:13 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
Reply sexsyguy at 18-10-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago) (m)
why u cover that place poster?
Posted: at 18-10-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Chiluvsky at 18-10-2011 04:53 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 18-10-2011 04:53 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Posted: at 18-10-2011 05:06 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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why u cover that place poster?
So that u wont get blind
P.S DON'T HATE ME BCOZ OF WHAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MYSELF, SO phyukOFF..
Posted: at 18-10-2011 05:58 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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Thats means they still in the same business looking for a man for $500.00 but in a different approach...
P.S DON'T HATE ME BCOZ OF WHAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MYSELF, SO phyukOFF..
Posted: at 18-10-2011 06:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply terryworld at 18-10-2011 06:20 PM (12 years ago) (m)
ok
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 18-10-2011 06:20 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply monasea at 18-10-2011 10:13 PM (12 years ago) (f)
Posted: at 18-10-2011 10:13 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply terryworld at 18-10-2011 10:50 PM (12 years ago) (m)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A man who would think of progress does not spend time planning vengeance on his adversaries
Posted: at 18-10-2011 10:50 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
Reply Evrarocks at 10-11-2011 08:58 AM (12 years ago) (m)
*Yawin*
Posted: at 10-11-2011 08:58 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Evrarocks at 10-11-2011 08:59 AM (12 years ago) (m)
*Yawin*
Posted: at 10-11-2011 08:59 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Reply Emmagency9 at 10-11-2011 10:02 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Rubbish
If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL !. Have a nice trip.
Posted: at 10-11-2011 10:02 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply funsho85 at 10-11-2011 10:06 AM (12 years ago) (m)
Is this suppose to be a joke?
don't phink so.
RUBBISH...
Posted: at 10-11-2011 10:06 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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my oh my
Posted: at 10-11-2011 12:16 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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well is at is known every where
Posted: at 10-11-2011 12:20 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
Reply crusifixo at 10-11-2011 06:20 PM (12 years ago) (m)
i dey laugh...........................
Posted: at 10-11-2011 06:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jeffrey4u at 10-11-2011 08:30 PM (12 years ago) (m)
hmmmm
Posted: at 10-11-2011 08:30 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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sooo funnyyyyyy
Posted: at 10-11-2011 08:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Reply jeffrey4u at 11-11-2011 11:38 PM (12 years ago) (m)
yh
Posted: at 11-11-2011 11:38 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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