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![-]( "Sillyjokker") Sillyjokker at 11-01-2009 09:59 AM (15 years ago)  (f) Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband fixed."
At a dry cleaners: "Drop your pants here."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
 
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 11-01-2009 09:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 8-02-2009 11:16 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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silly jokker who u con dey kiss now.. | Posted: at 9-02-2009 02:09 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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silly jokker who u con dey kiss now..
My joke
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 9-02-2009 10:59 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 9-02-2009 11:04 AM (15 years ago) (m) silly jokker who u con dey kiss now..
My joke hmmm,silly hop say .....?
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 9-02-2009 11:04 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 9-02-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago) (m) silly jokker who u con dey kiss now..
My joke hmmm,silly hop say .....? Hope say wetin.
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 9-02-2009 11:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "lyinka") lyinka at 9-02-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago) (m) silly jokker who u con dey kiss now..
My joke hmmm,silly hop say .....? Hope say wetin. finish am now
GREATER IS HE IN ME THAN HE IN THE WORLD | Posted: at 9-02-2009 11:56 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 9-02-2009 02:00 PM (15 years ago) (m) silly jokker who u con dey kiss now..
My joke hmmm,silly hop say .....? Hope say wetin. finish am now wetin b ur own i 4lo u talk.
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 9-02-2009 02:00 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rezimero") rezimero at 9-02-2009 02:16 PM (15 years ago) (m) Reply |
razii u self go school na..  | Posted: at 10-02-2009 01:30 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "Don_Pedro") Don_Pedro at 10-02-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago) (m) cool one, cool customer | Posted: at 10-02-2009 09:27 AM (15 years ago) | Newbie | |
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![-]( "Gwhy") Gwhy at 10-02-2009 09:35 AM (15 years ago) (m) cool one, cool customer
guy we go fine u 4 indecent dressing o,o ya b4 i open my eye go wear cloth 4 dat ur picture!!!
Be the change u want 2 c in d WORLD | Posted: at 10-02-2009 09:35 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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razii u self go school na.. Emma abeg help me advise Rezi o! E don tay where I dey tell am to go evening school.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 10-02-2009 09:54 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rezimero") rezimero at 10-02-2009 01:03 PM (15 years ago) (m) the evening school wey i go, dem no dey teach us all di s big big oyibo oh | Posted: at 10-02-2009 01:03 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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the evening school wey i go, dem no dey teach us all di s big big oyibo oh
No worry dem go still teach am... Maybe the course outline never reach there
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 10-02-2009 01:38 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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![-]( "rezimero") rezimero at 10-02-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago) (m) when dem wan teach am? because i don graduate oh | Posted: at 10-02-2009 03:08 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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lol..slly jokker u self the onyinbo too much make we talk true..me na broken me i hear wella ooooo.. | Posted: at 11-02-2009 02:28 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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when dem wan teach am? because i don graduate oh
Go re-enrole na!
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 11-02-2009 12:10 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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lol..slly jokker u self the onyinbo too much make we talk true..me na broken me i hear wella ooooo.. Ok, you too join Rezi go Evening school na! This na Modern era.
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c | Posted: at 11-02-2009 12:12 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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lol..slly jokker u self the onyinbo too much make we talk true..me na broken me i hear wella ooooo.. Ok, you too join Rezi go Evening school na! This na Modern era. i don say my own..if u like say i go mid night school.. | Posted: at 12-02-2009 03:24 AM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac | |
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