sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?" The operator said, "I can, what's the name and room number?"
The old lady in her weak voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."
After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "Oh, I have good news, her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged on Tuesday."
The old lady said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you!"
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me anything!"
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 11-01-2009 01:25 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 25-01-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago) (f)
Opps! where's everyone?
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 25-01-2009 05:23 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 30-01-2009 12:54 PM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: kido123 on 27-01-2009 05:26 PM
sillyjoker...mnnnnhhh.. u beta explain this joke to me o, abi you just come back from zulu land before you post am? its writing in zulu language.....
KIDO, you don close school, wat of your home work...hope say you don do am? take time o! or else I go report you to your teacher. lol I no go Zulu, na Kalahari villiage I go... no let me catch you o! lol
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 30-01-2009 12:54 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
sillyjoker...mnnnnhhh.. u beta explain this joke to me o, abi you just come back from zulu land before you post am? its writing in zulu language.....
KIDO, you don close school, wat of your home work...hope say you don do am? take time o! or else I go report you to your teacher. lol I no go Zulu, na Kalahari villiage I go... no let me catch you o! lol
..na whaoooo i beg watin u go do 4 kalahari village?
Posted: at 30-01-2009 06:13 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
Sillyjokker at 31-01-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago) (f)
Quote from: Emmanuel4christ on 30-01-2009 06:13 PM
Quote from: Sillyjokker on 30-01-2009 12:54 PM
Quote from: kido123 on 27-01-2009 05:26 PM
sillyjoker...mnnnnhhh.. u beta explain this joke to me o, abi you just come back from zulu land before you post am? its writing in zulu language.....
KIDO, you don close school, wat of your home work...hope say you don do am? take time o! or else I go report you to your teacher. lol I no go Zulu, na Kalahari villiage I go... no let me catch you o! lol
..na whaoooo i beg watin u go do 4 kalahari village?
I go find the man we act that film emmm.... "gods are not to blame" abi "gods must be crazy" Kido, over to you...explain. LOL
"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest c
Posted: at 31-01-2009 02:17 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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