lie detector

One day Kyle's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face.

Kyle returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, "Son why are you late from school?" Kyle answered, "Dad, we had extra classes today". Much to his astonishment the robot jumped up and slapped Kyle on his face.
His dad told him, "Son this robot is special in that it can detect a lie and will then slap the person who lied. Now come on tell me the truth. Why are you late?" "Dad, I went to a movie" "Which movie?" "The Ten Commandments" Immediately, Kyle got a slap on the face from the robot. "Sorry Dad, I went to see the movie Sex Queen".

"Shame on you son, when I was your age I never watched obscene movies or misbehaved" Immediately, the dad gets a tight slap on the face from the robot.

[Hearing the last sentence, Kyle's mother comes walking out of the kitchen and sarcastically says to her husband, "After all he is YOUR son!!!" To which the robot steps up and gives Kyle's mother a resounding slap on her face!

Posted: at 18-02-2008 10:51 PM (16 years ago) | Newbie

lmao......i need that too.........for my boss.....

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Posted: at 19-02-2008 02:22 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

how bout we get this robot for dguy....

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Posted: at 20-02-2008 09:27 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

 

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Posted: at 21-02-2008 09:59 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

are u the inventor...?

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Posted: at 22-02-2008 04:01 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

fineboy is doing some 419 business....

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Posted: at 13-03-2008 11:14 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

well.....the truth is out....the tribe has spoken....

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Posted: at 13-03-2008 11:16 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

make him dance Yahoozee...

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Posted: at 13-03-2008 01:07 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

damn...i can't imagine that...with all these mountain tortoises moderators around....

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Posted: at 14-03-2008 10:55 AM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero

that will be cool....



by the way,looks like i am banned from confessions....i can't post any confessions and there are some confessions that i can't comment....

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Posted: at 17-03-2008 02:49 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero