the future is pregnant

Date: 12-01-2009 12:08 pm (15 years ago) | Author: lucky iyoha
- at 12-01-2009 12:08 PM (15 years ago)
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a man of God was preaching to his members.

MAN OF GOD: my brethren, u need to be careful of what u are doing because the future is pregnant,the future is pregnant, the future is really really pregnant...

a brother tired of the repetition asked "Pastor, who give am belle, who impregnated sis future


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Posted: at 12-01-2009 12:08 PM (15 years ago) | Newbie
- Kennycynth at 12-01-2009 12:37 PM (15 years ago)
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bros i no understand u oh
Posted: at 12-01-2009 12:37 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 12-01-2009 08:40 PM (15 years ago)
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Posted: at 12-01-2009 08:40 PM (15 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- bethsy at 13-01-2009 02:08 AM (15 years ago)
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u go pay for all this advert wey u dey do here oo
Posted: at 13-01-2009 02:08 AM (15 years ago) | Upcoming
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- segxi at 13-01-2009 09:33 AM (15 years ago)
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if to say he funny, he for good but this one wey e no funny at all na serious case
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