Home & Away - new story

Date: 29-10-2011 1:27 pm (12 years ago) | Author: All the Audible
- at 29-10-2011 01:27 PM (12 years ago)
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Big shot Lagosian, Joe grew up in Mende by Mary Land,
then went away to attend college and law school.
He decided to come back to Naija because he felt he could be a BigShot at home.
He really wanted to impress everyone.  So he returned and opened
his new law office on Ikeja Street among the big Fatimilehin & Co.  
The first day, he saw a man coming up the passageway.  

He decided to create a big impression for this new prospective client when he arrived.
As the man came to the door Joe grab up the phone.
He motioned the man in, all the while talking.    

"No. Absolutely not.  You tell those clowns in Abuja that I won't settle this case for less than one million.  

Yes, the Supreme Court has agreed to hear that case next week.  
I'll be making the primary argument and the other members of my team
will provide the necessary support."    He went on playing himself,

"Okay, tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details."    

The "conversation" went on for almost five minutes. All the while the
man sat patiently and quite unperturbed as Joe rattled instructions filled
with endless legal jargon.  

Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man,

"I'm sorry for the delay but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?"  

The man replied, "I'm from Globacom, the telephone company, I came to hook up your phone."

Posted: at 29-10-2011 01:27 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- sexsyguy at 29-10-2011 02:38 PM (12 years ago)
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toe story again

posted b4
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- zeigbo at 29-10-2011 05:01 PM (12 years ago)
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 Cool

Posted: at 29-10-2011 05:01 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 30-10-2011 06:02 PM (12 years ago)
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lol
Posted: at 30-10-2011 06:02 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 30-10-2011 08:19 PM (12 years ago)
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boko haram  Undecided Undecided

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- monasea at 30-10-2011 08:21 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin ok gud one
Posted: at 30-10-2011 08:21 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- mixbrown at 30-10-2011 08:26 PM (12 years ago)
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old pb4...... funny though
Posted: at 30-10-2011 08:26 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 30-10-2011 08:46 PM (12 years ago)
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really??
Posted: at 30-10-2011 08:46 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mixbrown at 30-10-2011 09:18 PM (12 years ago)
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yuks... Cheesy
Posted: at 30-10-2011 09:18 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Skypon2002 at 30-10-2011 09:37 PM (12 years ago)
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boko haram  Undecided Undecided

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- jeffrey4u at 30-10-2011 11:09 PM (12 years ago)
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not anoda round
Posted: at 30-10-2011 11:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- jeffrey4u at 30-10-2011 11:13 PM (12 years ago)
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not anoda round
Posted: at 30-10-2011 11:13 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 31-10-2011 08:15 PM (12 years ago)
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boko haram  Undecided Undecided

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- zeigbo at 31-10-2011 08:47 PM (12 years ago)
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Bad news

Posted: at 31-10-2011 08:47 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 31-10-2011 09:06 PM (12 years ago)
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boko haram  Undecided Undecided

Posted: at 31-10-2011 09:06 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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