An old man is walking down the street one afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect bosoms.
He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me BITE your bosoms for $100?"
"Are you nuts?!" she replies, and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your bosoms for $1,000?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"
So the little old man runs around the next block and faces her again, "Would you let me bite your bosoms - just once - for $10,000?!"
She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmmmm, $10,000. . . Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect bosoms in the world.
As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, 'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?' "Nah," says the little old man, "Costs too much!" Wink Wink
Posted: at 31-10-2011 03:20 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
Spencerjp2 at 31-10-2011 03:27 PM (12 years ago) (m)
hahahahah de old man 4kup!
Posted: at 31-10-2011 03:27 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
Spencerjp2
hahahahah de old man 4kup! 
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