flight wahala

Date: 31-10-2011 3:57 pm (12 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu
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This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"

Posted: at 31-10-2011 03:57 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- Estheraremu at 31-10-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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 :'( :'(
Posted: at 31-10-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- giftmurphy at 31-10-2011 05:19 PM (12 years ago)
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 Grin
Posted: at 31-10-2011 05:19 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- bolaolag at 31-10-2011 05:47 PM (12 years ago)
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 :'( :'( :'( Lips Sealed Lips Sealed
Posted: at 31-10-2011 05:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- mixbrown at 31-10-2011 07:17 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 31-10-2011 07:17 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 31-10-2011 07:59 PM (12 years ago)
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na waa ooo
Posted: at 31-10-2011 07:59 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 31-10-2011 08:04 PM (12 years ago)
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Huh? Huh?
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