Na wa oo

A Yoruba Man was sitting with an Ibo man and a Hausa man in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled barrel of
beer,when all of a sudden the police entered and arrested them. They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each receiving 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"

The Hausa man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was
done but the pillow lasted 10 lashes.

The Ibo man saw this and said: "Please tie two pillows to my back before
whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.

The Yoruba Man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As you share the same
ethnicity with the president of your country (It was during Obasanjo's administration), you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Yoruba Man thought for a second, then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Ibo man to my back."

Posted: at 1-11-2011 11:17 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

may be the Yoruba man was already drunk.remember they were drinking beer or maybe the Ibo guy has cheated him somehow..

Posted: at 1-11-2011 11:21 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

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Posted: at 1-11-2011 11:55 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

Deffney that beautiful look, spicy facial appearance and sexy smile watta good combination from you 

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Posted: at 1-11-2011 12:00 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

hahaha ur expertise don land again...woman 

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Posted: at 1-11-2011 12:08 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero

nyc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: at 1-11-2011 02:09 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie

u gud to slap

Posted: at 1-11-2011 04:26 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

  better slap for him n fifty

Posted: at 1-11-2011 08:16 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming

 

Posted: at 3-11-2011 08:55 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac