Counselling

Date: 01-11-2011 8:50 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Jeffrey Baidoo
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- at 1-11-2011 08:50 PM (12 years ago)
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A girl went to see a pastor for counselling and she
was asked what happened,
Girl: My boyfriend did a bad thing to me.
Pastor: Did he beat u?
Girl: No
Pastor: Did he slap u? (n he slaps de girl)
Girl: No
The pastor hugged her, did he do dis 2 u?
Girl: No
The pastor kissed her, did he do dis to u?
Girl: No
The pastor laid her down and made
love to her, did he do this to u?
Girl: No
So what de hell did he do u?
Girl:He gave me Aids...
The pastor fainted.

Posted: at 1-11-2011 08:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- kingsleyd at 2-11-2011 08:19 AM (12 years ago)
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pb4 shikena
Posted: at 2-11-2011 08:19 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Deffney at 2-11-2011 12:58 PM (12 years ago)
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hehehehehe jeff jeff ur not the pastor abi?
Posted: at 2-11-2011 12:58 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 2-11-2011 05:11 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 2-11-2011 05:11 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 3-11-2011 09:20 PM (12 years ago)
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i can't b de pastor ooo
Gifty give me enof
Posted: at 3-11-2011 09:20 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babyleslie at 4-11-2011 01:01 AM (12 years ago)
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good 4 him!
Posted: at 4-11-2011 01:01 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 4-11-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: jeffrey4u on  3-11-2011 09:20 PM
i can't b de pastor ooo
Gifty give me enof
dat gifty tried wella.
Posted: at 4-11-2011 12:46 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-11-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-11-2011 05:34 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 4-11-2011 06:08 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-11-2011 06:08 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 4-11-2011 06:20 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-11-2011 06:20 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 4-11-2011 07:05 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-11-2011 07:05 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-11-2011 08:53 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-11-2011 08:53 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 4-11-2011 09:47 PM (12 years ago)
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ebi u Gifty i dey talk of
Posted: at 4-11-2011 09:47 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 4-11-2011 10:14 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 4-11-2011 10:14 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-11-2011 10:02 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MegaOneplusone on  4-11-2011 07:05 PM
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Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 5-11-2011 10:02 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- MegaOneplusone at 5-11-2011 04:33 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-11-2011 04:33 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- giftmurphy at 5-11-2011 05:55 PM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: MegaOneplusone on  4-11-2011 07:05 PM
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Posted: at 5-11-2011 05:55 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- Skypon2002 at 5-11-2011 06:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-11-2011 06:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- giftmurphy at 5-11-2011 07:13 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-11-2011 07:13 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 5-11-2011 08:09 PM (12 years ago)
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Posted: at 5-11-2011 08:09 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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