ugly wife

Date: 03-11-2011 1:24 pm (12 years ago) | Author: njoku udochukwu
- at 3-11-2011 01:24 PM (12 years ago)
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
   

Posted: at 3-11-2011 01:24 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
- zeigbo at 3-11-2011 02:31 PM (12 years ago)
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Ok
Posted: at 3-11-2011 02:31 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Estheraremu at 3-11-2011 02:47 PM (12 years ago)
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 Angry
Posted: at 3-11-2011 02:47 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- jeffrey4u at 3-11-2011 08:24 PM (12 years ago)
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again??
Posted: at 3-11-2011 08:24 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- babyleslie at 4-11-2011 01:17 AM (12 years ago)
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 Huh?
Posted: at 4-11-2011 01:17 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- nickyvil at 4-11-2011 08:36 AM (12 years ago)
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 Lips Sealed Huh?
Posted: at 4-11-2011 08:36 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 4-11-2011 08:59 AM (12 years ago)
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on my way 2 bethlehem
Posted: at 4-11-2011 08:59 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Estheraremu at 4-11-2011 12:38 PM (12 years ago)
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abeg!!!!! come back to the RED SEA Cheesy
Posted: at 4-11-2011 12:38 PM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- zeigbo at 7-11-2011 05:11 PM (12 years ago)
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I pass
Posted: at 7-11-2011 05:11 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- terryworld at 7-11-2011 05:28 PM (12 years ago)
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poster no mind dem Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 7-11-2011 05:28 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- at 7-11-2011 07:31 PM (12 years ago)
crossing
Posted: at 7-11-2011 07:31 PM (12 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 7-11-2011 11:09 PM (12 years ago)
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motor go jam u  Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 7-11-2011 11:09 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- at 7-11-2011 11:19 PM (12 years ago)
that one na joke  but the wahala,
if  you  let keke jamb you
Posted: at 7-11-2011 11:19 PM (12 years ago) |
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- Skypon2002 at 8-11-2011 12:14 AM (12 years ago)
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if keke jam me, him go wound  Grin Grin
Posted: at 8-11-2011 12:14 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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