POLICE

Date: 13-01-2009 4:01 pm (16 years ago) | Author: Rendrix Berepele
- at 13-01-2009 04:01 PM (16 years ago)
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In an effort to deter the top crime fighting agency in Nigeria, the president narrowed the field to three finalists: the SSS, the Army, and the Nigeria Police force. The three contenders were given the task of catching a rabbit which was released into the forest. 

The SSS went into the forest. They placed animal informants throughout. They questioned all plants and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation they concluded that rabbits do not exist.

The Army went into the forest. After two weeks without a capture, they burned the forest killing everything in it, including the rabbit. They made no apologies. The rabbit deserved it.

The Nigerian police went into the forest. They came out two hours later with a badly beaten Hyena. The Hyena was yelling, Okay, okay, i agree, I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Rabbit

Posted: at 13-01-2009 04:01 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- SAmyrocko at 13-01-2009 04:07 PM (16 years ago)
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What Police looking for in this forum.. This topic should got naijabase life. pls........ Osi abeg move this topic.
Posted: at 13-01-2009 04:07 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- osituga at 13-01-2009 04:09 PM (16 years ago)
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Hehehe..... the guy try small...its all bout Lagos police..lol
Posted: at 13-01-2009 04:09 PM (16 years ago) | Hero
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- SAmyrocko at 13-01-2009 04:10 PM (16 years ago)
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hmm.
Posted: at 13-01-2009 04:10 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- frenzeecool_08 at 13-01-2009 04:18 PM (16 years ago)
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abi, the topic is still okay for this forum, tells us about the Nigerian Police
Posted: at 13-01-2009 04:18 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- segxi at 13-01-2009 05:50 PM (16 years ago)
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guy u sure say u know b hyena ?
Posted: at 13-01-2009 05:50 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 13-01-2009 11:51 PM (16 years ago)
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una no know say naija police dey call black white and white black? so una go blame the hyena?
Posted: at 13-01-2009 11:51 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Doshe at 14-01-2009 11:22 AM (16 years ago)
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@rezimero no b small my Bros infact smtyms dem fit catch anoder person 4 crime way him no commit
Posted: at 14-01-2009 11:22 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Toks-E at 14-01-2009 02:56 PM (16 years ago)
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hahhahahahahhahahhaha
Posted: at 14-01-2009 02:56 PM (16 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmanuel4christ at 14-01-2009 05:21 PM (16 years ago)
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lol....hheheheheheheeh this is really cute.....na so....those police be oooooo ......
Posted: at 14-01-2009 05:21 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- size1 at 20-01-2009 03:15 PM (16 years ago)
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bross no mind dem u don try
Posted: at 20-01-2009 03:15 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 20-01-2009 05:54 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: size1 on 20-01-2009 03:15 PM
bross no mind dem u don try
who say the guy no try?
Posted: at 20-01-2009 05:54 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- degreatest2 at 21-01-2009 02:06 AM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: rezimero on 20-01-2009 05:54 PM
Quote from: size1 on 20-01-2009 03:15 PM
bross no mind dem u don try
who say the guy no try?
Rezi, na you be dis? thank god you dn open mouth to talk, Somebody praiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the lord!!!!!!
Posted: at 21-01-2009 02:06 AM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 21-01-2009 12:28 PM (16 years ago)
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dem tie my mouth b4?
Posted: at 21-01-2009 12:28 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Edwizzie at 23-01-2009 06:30 PM (16 years ago)
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha This is hilarious. Ha ha ha ha ha
Posted: at 23-01-2009 06:30 PM (16 years ago) | Upcoming
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- Qris at 23-01-2009 07:45 PM (16 years ago)
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funny shit man
Posted: at 23-01-2009 07:45 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Emmanuel4christ at 23-01-2009 09:12 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Qris on 23-01-2009 07:45 PM
funny shit man

na whaoooo.. Grin
Posted: at 23-01-2009 09:12 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- rezimero at 24-01-2009 09:22 PM (16 years ago)
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Quote from: Qris on 23-01-2009 07:45 PM
funny shit man
which person 'shit' be that?
Posted: at 24-01-2009 09:22 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- baloo at 24-01-2009 09:24 PM (16 years ago)
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hahhahaha
Posted: at 24-01-2009 09:24 PM (16 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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