a typical yoruba man

Date: 04-11-2011 2:58 pm (12 years ago) | Author: The One

Emmanuel09 at 4-11-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago)

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on good sunday a man walk into Mr Big's eatery, very tired and hungry, step to eatery section, the attendance said, welcome sir what do u want, he reply i need two donuts and the girl gave him and as an hungry lion the man start eating immediately, the attendance then said, and what sir, the man replied and 2 pure water, we don't sale pure water here unless bottle water replied the attendance, the man said ok and dip into his pocket and brought out N20 and gave to the attendance to give him change to get pure water outside, Sir ur charges is N180 replied the attendance, no i get donuts at N5 per one in the village reply the man and u have to balance me N10 to get pure water outside

a true life story

Posted: at 4-11-2011 02:58 PM (12 years ago) \| Newbie

Skypon2002 at 4-11-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago)

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this one?

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 4-11-2011 05:41 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

precious44 at 4-11-2011 06:24 PM (12 years ago)

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village boi with village story of his life

Posted: at 4-11-2011 06:24 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

Skypon2002 at 4-11-2011 06:28 PM (12 years ago)

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Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 4-11-2011 06:28 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

mixbrown at 4-11-2011 06:37 PM (12 years ago)

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hmmm ok

Posted: at 4-11-2011 06:37 PM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

MegaOneplusone at 4-11-2011 07:01 PM (12 years ago)

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i no read...i dey cum Embarrassed

Posted: at 4-11-2011 07:01 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

zeigbo at 4-11-2011 09:27 PM (12 years ago)

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Passing and running

They can close the door against me but can't stop me frm coming in Evil

Posted: at 4-11-2011 09:27 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

jeffrey4u at 4-11-2011 09:48 PM (12 years ago)

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wait for me naa

Posted: at 4-11-2011 09:48 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

babyleslie at 5-11-2011 12:57 AM (12 years ago)

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hmmmmmm

Posted: at 5-11-2011 12:57 AM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Skypon2002 at 5-11-2011 09:56 AM (12 years ago)

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Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 5-11-2011 09:56 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Muzzing at 5-11-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago)

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I dey come oohhh

Posted: at 5-11-2011 11:32 AM (12 years ago) \| Upcoming

Skypon2002 at 5-11-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago)

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i dey wait

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 5-11-2011 03:03 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

jeffrey4u at 5-11-2011 03:36 PM (12 years ago)

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here n joke forum not true story
u hear?

Posted: at 5-11-2011 03:36 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Skypon2002 at 5-11-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago)

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ok sir

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 5-11-2011 03:42 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

jeffrey4u at 5-11-2011 09:04 PM (12 years ago)

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Posted: at 5-11-2011 09:04 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Skypon2002 at 6-11-2011 09:13 AM (12 years ago)

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oga, i fit do anything for u?

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 6-11-2011 09:13 AM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

Emmagency9 at 6-11-2011 11:49 PM (12 years ago)

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@poster: yhur story abi?

If you don't like me, 1. Take a map, 2. Get a car (even if na borrow), 3. Drive to HELL!. Have a nice trip. ✔

Posted: at 6-11-2011 11:49 PM (12 years ago) \| Gistmaniac

Skypon2002 at 7-11-2011 08:19 PM (12 years ago)

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boko haram Undecided

Am absolutely so made of what i cannot actually decode

Posted: at 7-11-2011 08:19 PM (12 years ago) \| Addicted Hero

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