2 all d ladies...

Date: 05-11-2011 3:07 pm (12 years ago) | Author: Isaac Ogwuche
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- at 5-11-2011 03:07 PM (12 years ago)
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Advice to all ladies!
The Football Club a guy supports
determines to a great extent his
attitude towards you or how your
relationship could turn out...
Real Madrid:
He has no real emotions or love though
he buys the best of things for you &
takes you to good places.
Barcelona:
Nice guy, but pretends a lot. Always
acting, will struggle for attention with
you in public. Smooth with lyrics, but
terrible in bed.
Arsenal:
He loves young & cheap girls, freaks
out as the girl's taste gets higher. He's
afraid of incurring expenses.
Chelsea:
Marriage is all he wants, no Cinemas,
no Shoprite, no KFC! He wants a wife
material at no extra cost...doesn't care
if you're already married.
Man City
He's the richest new guy in town.
Arrogant but still hopes you get to date
him. Though he's noisy, young and
behaves like a spoilt baby with no basic
home training, he has the cash!
Liverpool:
He has no swag, he only has records of
dating pretty gals in the past & that's
what he keeps telling you.
Manchester United:
Fine guy with swag, unassuming, easy
going, doesn't show off or brag,
gentleman to the core, great sense of
humor, will do anything for
you...especially if you're a tall lady!
Enyimba:
He has no money for now. He's hard
working, if only you can endure and
hang on...but hope dey sha.
Do not say I did not warn you!

Posted: at 5-11-2011 03:07 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
- Skypon2002 at 5-11-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago)
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i dey suspect say u smoke weed Undecided Undecided Undecided
Posted: at 5-11-2011 03:39 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 5-11-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago)
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hahaa u smoke powder?
Posted: at 5-11-2011 04:04 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 5-11-2011 04:07 PM (12 years ago)
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u smoke bush abi?  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
Posted: at 5-11-2011 04:07 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 5-11-2011 06:24 PM (12 years ago)
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Aboki waitin
Posted: at 5-11-2011 06:24 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- jeffrey4u at 5-11-2011 08:17 PM (12 years ago)
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ys wee he gi smoke
Posted: at 5-11-2011 08:17 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- dinho4lyf at 6-11-2011 12:06 AM (12 years ago)
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pls dnt burn down dis place
Posted: at 6-11-2011 12:06 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- DRraze at 6-11-2011 12:11 AM (12 years ago)
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@poster whuch one u be>>>>>Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
Posted: at 6-11-2011 12:11 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 6-11-2011 08:25 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: zeigbo on  5-11-2011 06:24 PM
Aboki waitin

who u dey call aboki?  Angry Angry Angry
Posted: at 6-11-2011 08:25 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- Emmagency9 at 6-11-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago)
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mtcheeew. Absolute total rubbish
Posted: at 6-11-2011 12:50 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- Skypon2002 at 6-11-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago)
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na emma dey smell
him never baff
Posted: at 6-11-2011 02:55 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- zeigbo at 6-11-2011 11:21 PM (12 years ago)
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Cheesy
Posted: at 6-11-2011 11:21 PM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- DEVAS at 6-11-2011 11:30 PM (12 years ago)
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Remind me 2 laff lata
Posted: at 6-11-2011 11:30 PM (12 years ago) | Newbie
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- dinho4lyf at 7-11-2011 12:24 AM (12 years ago)
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ur face na Emmergency apology sef
Posted: at 7-11-2011 12:24 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- zeigbo at 7-11-2011 09:15 AM (12 years ago)
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Huh?
Posted: at 7-11-2011 09:15 AM (12 years ago) | Addicted Hero
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- nellykelly008 at 7-11-2011 10:21 AM (12 years ago)
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hey guy
you joke  funny die.. is best joke for the week..
don't mind those post b4 masters.. lol
Posted: at 7-11-2011 10:21 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- boye143 at 7-11-2011 10:55 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: DRraze on  6-11-2011 12:11 AM
@poster whuch one u be>>>>>Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh?Huh??
Quote from: stephen153 on  6-11-2011 12:47 PM
hmmmm
Quote from: dinho4lyf on  5-11-2011 04:04 PM
hahaa u smoke powder?
...very funny...
Posted: at 7-11-2011 10:55 AM (12 years ago) | Upcoming
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- dinho4lyf at 7-11-2011 11:46 AM (12 years ago)
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Quote from: nellykelly008 on  7-11-2011 10:21 AM
hey guy
you joke  funny die.. is best joke for the week..
don't mind those post b4 masters.. lol
u 2 much abeg
Posted: at 7-11-2011 11:46 AM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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- terryworld at 7-11-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago)
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poster ur penis dey scratch u?
Posted: at 7-11-2011 05:02 PM (12 years ago) | Hero
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- dinho4lyf at 7-11-2011 05:43 PM (12 years ago)
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Terry e b lyk say mad woman don de show u pant abi?
Posted: at 7-11-2011 05:43 PM (12 years ago) | Gistmaniac
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